It's time for an intergalactic, sci-fi, samurai, horse opera. What better movie to kick that off then the 1st...4th episode of Star Wars? Either way we have a new hope going into this franchise. Come along as we meet the original Lannisters, Luke and Leia, the bad ass duo of Han and Chewie, a lovable robot couple, and some weird old guy that lives out in the desert. Together they will take on the evil empire of planet building nihilists that want intergalactic domination. Nope, not the Borg, Darth Vader and his lackies. joining your favorite hosts on this episode is Eric's brother Ryan Pabon. He is an artist also. Stay tuned til the very end when we discuss a new live action version of an animated classic coming out.

Welcome to the wild, wild, west. join the family Earp as they try and make a living out of law enforcement. But just like Al Pacino said "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!!" The cowboys of brokeback mountain don't pull any punches or miss any punch lines. The true hero of the west though is an educated southern gentleman fighting consumption and a wild female with no bustle at all. So be our huckleberry and strap yourself in for the wildest ride in the west. This is the American Idol of Horse Operas and the votes are in. Yay or NEIGH!!!!!

Welcome to the wild, wild, west. join the family Earp as they try and make a living out of law enforcement. But just like Al Pacino said "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!!" The cowboys of brokeback mountain don't pull any punches or miss any punch lines. The true hero of the west though is an educated southern gentleman fighting consumption and a wild female with no bustle at all. So be our huckleberry and strap yourself in for the wildest ride in the west. This is the American Idol of Horse Operas and the votes are in. Yay or NEIGH!!!!!

Of all the scripts written in 2008 about war movies, some were greenlit. Of all those that were actually greenlit, some of them were actually made. Of those that were made some were actually quality enough to watch. Of those that were quality enough to watch, some were also funny. Of those funny ones, some were enjoyed by a group of friends. Of those groups of friends some have a podcast. Of those podcasts, some were actually reviewing movies. Of those that review movies, some have chosen to do this movie. This is the story of one of those podcasts by a group of friends that review movies, that chose to do this movie.

We're just a bunch of dudes reviewing a movie about other dudes, disguised as other dudes, pretending to be other dudes. believe me, even though we may have wanted to, we did not go full reviewer. Also we had to play a ton of clips as we weren't saying some of the stuff said in this one. Tuk & Kim are getting blue balls, so I think we better let them squirt.

BIG ASS TITTIES!!!!!!!

Sometimes nothing is a cool hand. Join Joe, Doug, & Eric as they take a trip down (and help pave) memory lane. This is the story of Luke(cille) and his good buddies at the prison camp. Is he a modern day jesus? No one knows, but he can definetly pack away the eggs. So listen in as we have a failure to communicate.

Join the Masters and the Griswold Family for a month long celebration of that greatest of holidays Christmas. Spoiler Alert: The movie ends on Christmas Eve. It's been a bit nipply outside so we warm up by an open fire, be it a extra dry Christmas tree, a proprietary powered sled, or a storm sewer that was filled by dumping the contents of a chemical toilet into it. What? The shitter was full!! This episode is the gift that keeps on giving kinda like a Jelly of the month club subscription. So sit and relax and enjoy the holidays as we take a vacation through the plot of a movie that varies as much as the geographical scenery does. Hide your cat and say Grace. THE BLESSING!!!!!!

LISTENERS!!!

Meet me at the Twin Pines Mall and maybe be careful with the amp, it's been malfunctioning lately. Buckle in and take a ride back to where seat belts weren't standard fare in automobiles. John Delorean? Who's that? Only the man responsible for the pallate upon which the coolest movie car ever was created. Stop being a butthead and listen already or make like a tree and get out of here. We won't need roads where were going.

What do Jack Nicholson, Jim Brown, Danny Devito, Natalie Portman, Jack Nicholson, Pierce Brosnan, Sarah Jessica Parker, Glenn Close, Michael J Fox, Martin Short, Rod Steiger, Jack Black, Christina Applegate, Tom Jones, and a ton more top level actors have in common?

They probably wish they were in a different Tim Burton movie.

Watch as everyone's favorite stop motion genius gets handcuffed into using CGI to keep a B-movie/Sci-fi/Alien Invasion/End of the World movie under budget.... Maybe cut one or two of the actors in this and we could'a had that stop motion..... You remember those obscure Topps trading cards from the 60's right? Dinosaurs Attacks!... Wait Jurassic Park came out last year? Then Mars Attacks it is! Wait Independence Day is coming out this year. Screw it, we're already in post and this is more of a satire anyways. So strap yourself in for a wild ride that has not aged well and get ready to tell yourself it's not unusual over and over again.

Get that President out of here!!!!

(Hmmm, oddly enough, that part is still relevant)

Can you have too much of a good thing? We set out to answer that question in this episode. If you're a Banyan tree then there is no thing as too much of a good thing. If you're an all-star cast still no such thing as too much. If you're a plot, well maybe you could actually use a little more or else you end up being in Big Trouble. Join us on a trip to South Beach and other less desirable Miami locales as we try and follow what can best be described as a series of fortunate events that leads us to an untimely (at least for the year it was made) climax. Nostradamus himself would be jealous of Dave Barrys ability to predict the future. So are you gonna listen and help us or be a big fat stupid asshole?

Do you want a movie review that includes a dead eyed Captain Kirk, sexual promiscuity, and unbelieveable deus ex machina McGuffin level plot hole fixes? Well sorry to disappoint you if you thought this was about Star Trek. We're not celebrating Captain Picard Day, We're giving it up for that one night a year you can dress up in disguise and go to peoples house and ask them to give you whatever they got. That's right it's Halloween. Meet Michael Myers. He's got that boy next door charm and a big ass knife. If you're not too busy trying to score you may get out alive. So sit back, relax and enjoy our recollection that has less plot holes than the movie itself somehow as we reminisce down memory lane in Haddonfield, California, New Jersey........ ARGH Illinois and celebrate Halloween.