“I have the PODCAST!”

The gang travels first to Eternia and then back to Earth in Dolph Lundgren’s 1987 cult class, Masters of the Universe! We wonder aloud how to make a good He-Man movie, pitch some great spin-off material for Netflix, all while John grows increasingly antagonistic to wards this movie and towards mechanic/time traveler Gwildor.

0:00 - Intro

1:16 - John describes the plot in one sentence

3:23 - Was this a good movie?

10:12 - Half-Assed Internet Research (feat. How to Make a Good He-Man)

23:17 - What are the best lines?

26:46 - What was the most implausible part?

28:50 - The John Matrix Award

30:34 - Who is the best spin-off character

33:40 - Did Courtney Cox create a time paradox?

35:58 - Villain Danger Rating

37:48 - Rate the movie!