Andrew has a new opportunity on the horizon, but he doesn’t have all the details yet. Cookie (the official dog of the pod) now pees outside. RIP Kobe Bryant.

Matt has a dog incase you haven’t heard. The Astros cheated incase you haven’t heard. Andrew played the Switch incase you haven’t heard.

Matty and Andy sayz, “You’ve got to respect someone’s wishes to pee on soft surfaces.*"

(*not an actual quote.)

Andrew has been hanging around some pretty cool people, Matt isn’t one of those “peanut butter guys.” Fuck ranch dressing, long live the Kingz of Controversy.

The Boyz are back and Matt is phoning it in from his parents’ basement for the best podcast episode of this decade.

Welcome young and old to the fifth? MAVS Tight Christmas! Sweet baby Jesus has blessed this episode with no audio footage of chess matches, very little Switch talk, and even a big announcement! Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and peace to all the MAVS Fam. #TightChristmasV

Matt is obsessed with chess, Andrew is obsessed with chess, they forget they’re even podcasting.

The Boyz are back after a short rest between recordings and they’re discussing obnoxious bar patrons, the Nintendo Switch, and decorating their apartments.

Matt & Andrew are back, and they are trying to get in line.

Matt & Andrew are talking about other podcasts, inventing new apps, and reminiscing about the best video game that was never made.