Dehydrated and defeated, the Kings of Controversy trudge through their weekends and scramble for topics to talk about in another unforgettable MAVS episode! Indeed!

Matt had a bad date and Andrew might have stumbled on a good solution to break the cycle of monotonous dates. Grab your grapefruit and lose some weight while you listen up.

The Kings of Controversy are a little sleepy this week. Andrew had a weird experience with a mechanic, and Matt had an insane Sunday. Stitcher radio is bad.

This week the boys spice up sporting events by adding some serious competition to professional line-ups (shout out to all our Canadian BBQers). Later on their focus shifts to a more serious tone as they discuss the challenges of involuntary celibacy.

The Kings of Controversy hop on the mics and drop some knowledge about the Patton Family trip, Seo's visit to New York, Andrew living through his first boil advisory, and tragedy at the museum.

This week there is a lot for the Boyz to reflect on as the Juggalos marched on Washington, Andrew had a visit from his brother, and Matt had a book club meeting. Of course, what episode would be complete without a shout out to our new fan? Shout out to our new fan.

This week Matt declassifies some old work stories, sports bars are proving to not be very flexible, and medical bills are a soaring expense. Subscribe, rate, and comment on iTunes if you have any sort of feelings towards the show, any feelings at all.

The Boyz are all over the place as they try to straighten out what happened during their wild weekend in the Tub. There is never a very linear narrative, but they power through to describe a few days of weed, booze, pool parties, and frozen pizza. Listen to MAVS on iTunes, not Stitcher.

Water bottles, elevators, milk, and bagels are all in the MAVS scope this week, and none of them make it out unscathed. Don't use Stitcher. Please review us on iTunes, please!

There's a wedding in the legal department, the love affair with Megabus might be over, and there's some concern over Manwiches. Use iTunes to send praise to the MAVS Boyz, use Stitcher radio to alienate yourself from your family.