Somewhere on the great expanse of debauchery and memes we call the internet, there exists an image. It’s a simple iceberg, though it has been used as a basis for creating tiered lists of a number of different topics. Today, we’re stepping away from our usual programmed content, so that I can guide you down the rabbit hole for one of these topics. This is Matt’s horribly written, possibly incoherent deep dive into the Cryptid Iceberg. I will be choosing five lesser known cryptids from each tier, and will present them over an eight episode series. With all that said, enjoy, and... I’m sorry...

This is Tier 7.

In this episode, we explore, and often ridicule, these five cryptids:

1 - Solar Plexus Clown Gliders

2 - Shug Monkey

3 - The Crawfordsville Monster

4 - La Mala Hora

5 - Moha Moha