Matty Jackson, a twin of epic proportions from Australia, has gone on an epically failed mission to go surfing at Green Bowls on the Bukit Peninsula in Bali. We discuss how terrible the surf is, driving for no reason, Jamie Ireland and the rest of the crew’s viral illness, vampires blood, and Omar Al-Abbar’s black magic cures for anti-christ curses. Please enjoy and hit us up on instagram @skateparc with any condemnations, insults, or even casting a spell of love and intimacy.