(1980-1995) - Maxie Orgoin, 15 year old with robust spoken word abilities and a sonorous droning monotone voice, died last night trying to defy both a genetic prophecy and the expectations of the adults around her. A camper at heart, but a counselor by trade, Maxie was ready to party and also that other thing. She will be remembered by her tattooed friends, by her father Garlance (yes, that Garlance), and by her 1995 technological instruments. Her Drown A Bunch of Kids chromosome will be sold at auction by Katie Couric and Josh Groban in order to pay for her funeral.

Siamsoing, Pennsylvania

Garlances

Spoken Word