In this very positive episode, the boys revel in a much needed victory for Nashville SC over CF Montreal.  They note the obvious similarities between the recent match and the 1683 Siege of Vienna, and they celebrate the hat trick for Super Sam Surridge.  Then, they draw comparisons between Dru Yearwood's recent play and vintage Val Kilmer performances before Evan drops a doozey of a hot take on everyone.  Despite their best efforts to hate Canada, they just can't do it, but they can love Rush and Joni Mitchell.  Then, they look ahead to matches against Charlotte and Toronto, make some much more positive predictions than recent weeks, and they drink beer.