This week, Jen and CC join Jo in breaking down the penultimate episode of season 5 "Damocles Pt 1." Jen and CC took that dump truck of fandom salt and made some snow angels while Jo emphatically explained her theory of why everything in S5 makes complete and total sense.

Shoutout to #NoteKru for suffering thru her own salt to listen.

Cold Open / Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?

00:00:08 -- Disclaimer: We hate because we Love. / I'm not mad I'm disappointed.

00:20:00 -- Everything is terrible and we are dying.

00:26:00 -- Two salts one cup / Jo's Thesis

00:40:00 -- Toxic Mama Bear Syndrome (TMBS)

00:43:00 -- We'd like to call an expert witness to the stand.

00:59:00 -- Eliza's Face Burden / Clarke is an enigma

01:02:30 -- [Whispers: we were born in space] / Abby retcon?

01:08:00 -- "This show doesn't do tropes" -- Unrelated: Lots of cave banging.

01:11:00 -- Princess Mechanic. NOPE.

01:14:30 -- Best Reunion: Monty waves to Octavia / Mood

01:15:30 -- It's time to accept that Princess Mechanic is fanon.

01:18:00 -- Add Raven to Harper's Milk Carton

[01:24:00 -- Bubbles' Side Note: What CC/Jo mean is that I watch the same cartoons as Chick's children.]

01:26:00 -- MWGA Exposed as She-Ra/He-Man Shippers

[Bubbles' Side Note: TELL ME THE END OF THIS ISN'T A METAPHORIC ORGASM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRaMr2vVx4Q&app=desktop PS. THE MOVIE WAS CALLED THE SECRET OF THE SWORD]

01:27:30 -- Clarke & Echo Conversation

01:35:00 -- "Even Lexa ships Bellarke" - Jen.

01:51:00 -- Is Madi now Malexa? Is this problematic? Is it beautiful? Is it creepy? The world may never know.

01:53:00 -- Jen proposes an applaudable fix-it.

02:00:00 -- Pacing / Craig's List Missed Connections

02:05:00 -- On to the Blakes...

02:09:00 -- It's all Kane & Octavia's fault.

02:12:50 -- Jen likes Bellamy, at least in part, because he's with Echo.

02:14:00 -- Bob's thoughts on Bellamy

02:15:00 -- "Bellamy is the new Kane" / Bellamy has been ineffective.

02:20:00 -- Hairstrology - Is your pomade in retrograde?

02:21:30 -- "Yes." / NO.

02:31:00 -- The Jo Theory of Bottoming™

02:36:00 -- The path to authoritarianism that doesn't involve electing a cheetoh to office.

02:53:00 -- Healthiest relationship with the most audience investment: Murphy/Boom Gun

02:58:00 -- JUST SKIP THIS MINUTE.

02:59:00 -- Headline: The Echo Inflation and Who's Paying for It

[Bubbles whispers: it's us, we're paying for it. And Raven.]

End -- Well Actuallys / Predictions

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This week it's Jo, CC and Shahin chewing the fat over the positively delicious The 100 episode "The Dark Year"

Featuring:

Cold Open / Fresh Grooves

00:10:00 -- Cannibalism: Ethical or Delicious?

00:22:00 -- Do Octavia's sins absolve her crimes?

00:28:00 -- Why this is a quintessential The 100 episode.

00:30:00 -- I'm NOT EVEN ON THIS POD BUT I'M BEING CALLED OUT FOR BEING A DORK AGAIN. Data is fun OKAY?! #TeamOctavia - Bubbles

00:31:00 -- Taking Sides / Octavia is an Asshole - Shahin

00:36:30 -- Bellamy is Old!Kane

00:38:00 -- [insert Justing Timberlake unamused gif] - Bubbles

00:41:40 -- Harper = Jackson, THINK ABOUT IT - Jo

00:43:00 -- No Kane apologists in this house / Kane Analized

00:53:00 -- Questionable Assumptions / Thought Experiments

01:00:00 -- The Kane Conundrum

01:06:00 -- Shaven is GROSS - Shahin / The 100 & Relationships / Sidenote: Flarke is now the 2nd least popular ship)

01:10:00 -- Shahin's Porn Preferences (okay but I want a link to that... - Bubbles)

01:12:00 -- Clarke is in the Flame? And does this make things more awkward for Madi... / What is UP with Clarke?

01:22:00 -- The 100 & Sexual Violence or lack there of!

01:26:00 -- Abby & Nevermore Parallels

01:35:00 -- Food for Thought

01:42:00 -- CapitalChick propositions us... [eyebrow waggle]

01:43:00 -- Where the Sidewalk Consequentialism & Intentionalism Ends

01:48:00 -- First pour some tea, have a discussion, see if people muster up an appetite, then shoot people...

01:53:00 -- Mini Cinematography Ted Talk

02:07:00 -- Intentions vs. Consequence? Survey Says....

02:18:00 -- Rapid Detox (Probably the second time in her life that Clarke has been present for her mom shitting herself)

02:20:00 -- ARE THEY STILL EATING PEOPLE?!

02:21:45 -- PEOPLE TACOS

02:23:00 -- Diyoza's Battle Plan... 🎶dum dum dum dum dum🎶

02:24:50 -- Was Murphy jelly?!

02:25:50 -- Was Echo jelly?!

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Jo is out this week so Shahin is joined by both Bubs AND CC to discuss The 100 510 "The Warriors Will"

Featuring:

Cold Open / In case listening to Bubbles’ dog self pleasuring himself was not enough...

00:04:00 -- That Warriors Will: A Prince Among Kings / Overall Episode Takes

00:13:30 -- Shahin doesn’t like all his eggs in one basket / Can The Dark Year™ be dark enough?

00:15:30 -- The Farm: a lost hope or a haunted history?!

00:20:00 -- Tackling Children & Other Post-Apocalyptic Parenting Tips for the Helicopter Parent

00:25:00 -- Childhood: Do we define it biologically or culturally?

00:34:00 -- Shahin: Family? New phone who dis?

00:45:00 -- Is the show asking too much of us in regards to the 6 year time jump?

00:47:00 -- Does birth order make a difference in terms of familial obligation?

00:54:25 -- BECCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

01:05:00 -- Flame: Is there like a user’s manual?

01:17:00 -- Not to be whatever / Jo’s Resident Gay Clexa Take

01:20:00 -- Hopes and Predictions for the Flame / CC has political feelings.

01:23:00 -- Sexy Eligius was not that sexy this time / Bubbles: “...OR WAS IT?!”

01:25:00 -- The Pills that Spilled: The Abby Griffin Story - Now on Lifetime!

01:27:30 -- Diyoza is a BIG OL’ DORK.

01:29:00 -- Damocles

01:33:00 -- Eden / Just a little history repeating??

01:37:00 -- Onto to Bloodreina / The Blakes

01:45:00ish -- [Please accept Bubbles’ sincere apology for her weekly wine-induced rant that has nothing AT ALL to do with her intense displeasure at having to exist in the same plane of reality as the fictional relationship of Becho] 😬😬😬

01:55:00 -- Octavia is Nero / CC is so smart!

02:01:00 -- What is Unity? - Tati Gabrielle @ Unity Days

02:06:00 -- MONTY OUR RESIDENT HERO

02:08:00 -- HARPER IS REAL…….right?

02:15:30 -- Octavia channels another lover and it’s...🔥🔥🔥!

02:16:00 -- “Burning the farm is the worst thing that Octavia’s ever done” - Bubbles

02:18:00 -- There are no bad guys...YEAH OKAY….

02:27:00 -- Well actuallys...

[Bubbles note: I did actually make a shit ton of ‘just add water’ pancakes and proceeded to drunkenly almost fall asleep in them...]

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Jo, Shahin, and Bubs (with a special "guest" appearance by CC) talk all things Sic Semper Tyrranis.

#NoteKru got about halfway thru with the timestamps. #Brand.

Cold Open -- Fanfiction 101 / Bubbles: Cat penis’ are your thing? Well I’ve got a fic for you!

00:07:30 -- Jo: “I can already tell you this is NOT the best podcast!”

00:17:00 -- Vinson is THE WORST / Vinson is THE BEST

00:18:20 -- Jo: “WHERE’S MY ROYALTY CHECK”

00:21:20 -- Vinson the Ethicist / Live and Let Die | Part I

00:31:00 -- Jessie’s GF / Live and Let Die | Part II

00:36:00 -- Blood Thirst OR *Thirst* Thirst / Racho

00:39:00 -- Why Murphy = Anastasia’s Curse

00:40:50 -- Murphy is magnificent but also....OOC?

[00:43:00 -- Bubs Side Note: OMG DUH, I just realized that of course he had to know about the collars because obviously they weren’t wearing them when he woke up………(is embarrassed)]

00:44:00 -- McCreary A/B/O Vibe / Clexa Pups

00:48:00 -- Shaven: An Anal-ysis

00:51:00 -- What does PhD Mean to you?!

00:52:00 -- Social Contract Theory / Shahin Ted Talk: Part I

00:55:00 -- It’s ALWAYS fucking Susan.

00:57:00 -- “it’s like we’re knotted to this conversation”....IN CASE YOU FORGOT THIS IS THE A/B/O EPISODE.

01:00:00 -- Human Aggression as Related to Couch Potato-ism / Shahin Ted Talk: Part II

[01:04:00 -- Side Note: Related to the gender equality illusion I was talking about, it’s actually 17%!!!: https://www.npr.org/templates/transcript/transcript.php?storyId=197390707 , I believe the original research was done by Stacy Smith at USC Annenburg: https://annenberg.usc.edu/faculty/communication/stacy-smith]

01:07:00 -- Shahin: “Ethics is why people are assholes!”

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#NoteKru finally had a chance to listen so here's what Jo, Shahin and Bubs yelled about for 508 "How We Get to Peace"

Cold Open / Reasons to go into the woods and never come back!

00:00:30 -- EVERYONE JO’S OFF, DON’T LIE.

00:04:38 -- Is there a Platonic Ideal™ for orgasms? / Shahin: It depends™.

00:07:24 -- Jo has Pollen Ebola [​Excuse Bonsai Tantrum​]

00:12:00 -- If your name is Hope, JK!!! Hope is a GREAT NAME...thanks for listening!

00:14:00 -- Different people have different feelings and then there are robots/ Jo: BEEP BOPBOOP.

00:16:20 -- RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU’VE JERKED OFF TO OUR PODCAST....ANYONE??[crickets]

00:20:00 -- Is Diyoza soft or hormonal or both??

00:25:00 -- Who is the real antagonist?

00:34:00 -- McCreary is the person Bellamy pretended to be in S1A. / McYoza is all but ded.

00:40:00 -- Couples Counseling with Memori

00:46:00 -- Shaven with Echo 3rd wheeling?

00:51:00 -- Raven’s déjà et tu?

00:52:00 -- Go Ask Abby with Forward by Shahin | Part I

00:53:00 -- Q: What do gays and junkies have in common? A: They know how to party

00:54:00 -- Go Ask Abby with Forward by Shahin | Part II -- [Great & serious convo.]

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01:08:51 -- Vinson, Creepy Chekov’s Gun or......hottie? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.

01:11:00 -- Jo: BACK to what I was saying, is Abby Vinson’s Clarice?

01:14:00 -- So much for The 100!

01:17:00 -- What came first the worm or the egg? / Roe vs. Blodreina

01:20:00 -- #TeamMurderSquad

01:24:00 -- Do you need to get your hands dirty to eat cake or can you fork your way around it?/ Monty & Harper sit one out.

01:27:00 -- Return to the Blue Lagoon (...just noticing the end of that movie is in the title)Side Note: Lifetime made a Blue Lagoon TV movie--Blue Lagoon: The Awakening--but disappointingly no one was related.

01:31:00 -- IS EDEN ARKADIA, A.K.A A RED HERRING??

01:35:00 -- Monty, philosophically contradictory

01:40:00 -- WHERE IS THE LINE? Is there such a thing as “fun” torture? No? Just Bubbles?

01:49:00 -- TLDR; MONTY HAS GOOD IDEAS

01:51:00 -- POUR ONE OUT FOR ALIE.

01:52:00 -- Kara Bars do the body food.

02:00:00 -- Bubbles: Why does Kara get tummy worms and Echo get’s Bellamy’s peen? Uncool.

02:10:00 -- What is head and what is heart now??

02:13:30 -- FINN IS GARBAGE

02:24:00 -- Cold Close?? LOL.

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#NoteKru is still in SoCal so the timestamp nonsense will be up a little later.

But we start this episode with Freud, so.........

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Shahin and CC celebrated their birthdays right this year by getting trashed & talkin' The 100.

Shoutout to #NoteKru Bubs for always being rad.

Featuring:

Cold Open / Birthday’s are a Sham

00:04:40 -- Birthday Paradox 🤯 / Pigeonhole Principle

00:08:30 -- Jo barters w/her name & hair twin, Jo Garfein

00:16:00 -- Spacekru & Their Shitty All-Inclusive Resort

00:18:30 -- Filler Episode?

00:19:30 -- Survey Says Echo is Evil

00:23:20 -- Shahin is “Meh” on S5

00:28:40 -- One Person’s Twist is Another Person’s Garbage

00:32:00 -- New Priorities (also Another Person’s Garbage)

00:33:40 -- Kiylah? / Murder Pillow Talk, new band name?

00:37:22 -- You're a Fan of Diyoza or You're the Enemy of Diyoza / CapitalChick gets kicked out of the fan club & Goes to bat for Octavia

00:44:26 -- Well Actually™ / Jo wants to know if Whole Foods is located in Indra’s Mini-Mall

00:46:20 -- APPLE OF EDEN!!!

00:47:00 -- Octavia vs. Diyoza

00:56:30 -- Berlin Wall Homage

00:58:00 -- Two State Solution

01:02:00 -- Octavia’s Got Beef

01:05:50 -- Echo’s Motivations

01:15:00 -- DIRTY HANDS LIKE CLARKE’S

01:17:40 -- Head Canons and Buttseks

01:19:00 -- THERE ARE WHOLES THAT NEED TO BE FILLED

01:20:00 -- Ton DC vs. Grounder Massacre

01:29:00 -- Becho & Why it’s Stupid (This might be paraphrasing - Bubbles)

01:33:00 -- Beautiful Becho Poem

01:41:00 -- THE EFF IS HARPER?!

01:43:00 -- Beautiful Harper Poem

01:48:00 -- Bully Game Theory

01:57:00 -- Echo is Will Smith (Independence Day!!! NOT Getting Jiggy With It, GOD. (ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐)

02:00:00 -- Gai, why-a?

02:05:35 -- Emori is a Top Y’all

02:18:00 -- “Why isn’t McCreary Dead Yet?!” - Drunk Shahin

02:21:00 -- Sexy Ford (Not the card or the God from Brave New World)

02:21:00 -- Dead Man Walking / Zombies. Are we going there?

02:24:00 -- WELL ACTUALLY

END -- WATCH THE FUCKING EXPANSE!

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We recorded this on #NationalWineDay and Bubs, predictably, drank beer. Shahin and Jo had some Japanese stuff and it was a general disaster all around.

The one thing we agreed on: The 100 505 "Shifting Sands" was fucking great.

Featuring:

Cold Open / Butt is it hairy?

00:05:45 -- Shahin believes in Telepathy / Happy National Wine Day!

00:15:00 -- Is Octavia the first true Tyrant we’ve seen on the show.

00:18:45 -- Miller, where is everyone. #TeamKoolaid or #TeamPoultryFarmer

00:21:00 -- Bubbles is very confident & also very wrong about the definition of Seda.

00:22:00 -- Octavia is a Grounder Weeaboo.

00:23:00 -- SHAHIN WANTS CANNIBALS FOR LOGICAL REASONS, OKAY?

00:26:00 -- Double Dare would have been a bunker Utopia.

00:28:00 -- Cannibal Conference with your host Shahin. Refreshments will be served.

00:35:40 -- Moving along from cannibals and dog semen...

00:36:00 -- THE BELLARKE BAR IS LOW, OKAY?

00:41:40 -- Ant Colony or Penguin Bros? You decide!

00:47:40 -- Shahin, wants more evidence for “new” Bellamy.

00:49:40 -- Bubbles is still crying about Bellamy’s chin pubes.

00:53:30 -- Someone forgot to put Bellamy on the guest list! Rude!

00:55:00 -- Are Bellamy and Clarke free to walk away??

00:57:20 -- SANDWORMS. ~C=======> (this is a sand worm, not sure how clear that was)

01:00:00 -- “Well actually…..” - Jo (ALSO WHERE EVERYONE INTERRUPTS POOR JO, SORRY!!!!!)

01:04:00 -- SO MANY WORM QUESTIONS.

01:09:00 -- WHAT is Vinson’s deal???

01:14:00 -- Kane is a bad husband to an addict.

01:18:40 -- WHEN IS THE FOURSOME?!? Can you use spaceship oil as lube? Asking for a friend.

01:20:00 -- What game is Diyoza playing at?! We are intrigued. / Diyoza is a badass.

01:26:00 -- Jo has SHADE for The 100 writer’s idea of what a party is.

01:27:50 -- Kane, traitor or diplomat. / Does it matter.

01:30:00 -- McCreary v. Kane, Shahin only wants to fuck next to one of them.

01:35:00 -- Shahin tries to teach Bubbles stuff, she doesn’t get it.

01:57:00 -- Shahin is a Memori shipper. Awww!

01:57:40 -- Octavia in the role of FREDO!

01:58:00 -- REUNIONS / We’re all going to be on happy family now, right? Right?!

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#NoteKru (Bubs) has worked off her hangover so here are the notes from our 504 discussion with CapitalChick (CC)!

Featuring:

> Cold Open / Chick nearly falls down a manhole

00:05:10 -- CapitalChick is a bottom and the bottom comes first.

00:06:49 -- Episode Rating of 5/5 on ‘WTF’ Looks

00:08:20 -- Shahin is unimpressed but not alone.

00:09:20 -- 5.04 is for Shahin, what S4 or 3.04 was to CapitalChick and Bubbles.

00:11:10 -- Octavia does not like our podcast. MWGA is the enemy of Wonkru.

0013:30 -- Shahin quotes Plato as an expression displeasure.

00:18:35 -- Meanwhile Jo writes sonnets about Eligius.

----

> 00:23:33 BunkerKru

00:24:30 -- Is Octavia’s final word meant to appease the crowd? Have we seen his before??

00:27:00 -- “It isn’t [revenge], it’s Justice” - Lexa

00:30:00 -- Would you rather commit a crime on the Ark, under commander rule, or in the Bunker?

00:39:30 -- Gaia is a shifty betch!

00:40:00 -- Shahin CALLS BULLSHIT, OKAY?

00:42:00 -- Coolaid or Foolaid?

00:42:30 -- Miller, consistent characterization?

00:44:00 -- Kanibal Jamz!

00:48:00 -- CapitalChick is Pro-Fight Club

00:53:00 -- The Dark Year / Theories

00:54:40 -- Is Kane Antigone?

00:58:25 -- Putting the ‘G’ in MWGA / Freeze Frame

01:00:00ish -- Diyoza. Activist or Terrorist?

01:05:30 -- Kane loves Abby. Abble loves Pills.

01:08:00 -- Jo has some older sister advice for any delinquents listening.

01:12:00 -- Is there a moral thingy that’s more important than survival? / Is survival an excuse?

01:19:00 -- Are we worried about Kabby? / “Weeelllllll……….” - Jo

01:20:00 -- What is Kane and Diyoza’s ship name?

----

> 01:23:00 -- Bellamy & Clarke Kru

01:23:10 -- Amateur Poetry Hour feat. Bubbles | Part 1

01:25:00 -- Shahin takes us back to one of CapitalChick’s fave scenes.

01:28:00 -- Amuse-bouche is not a sexual thing. Or is it??

01:30:00 -- Who’s the boss? Not Clarke.

01:31:00 -- The Bellarke hug. Sensual?

01:33:15 -- “IT’S THE BUBS SHOW” [Notekru/Bubbles is not sobbing or anything]

01:35:05 -- HARPER. HARPER. HARPER.

01:38:40 -- CURE?!

01:42:30 -- Shahin writes some impromptu fanfiction that Jo is really into and CapitalChick is just 😱.

01:44:50 -- Amateur Poetry Hour feat. Bubbles | Part 2

0145:50 -- Blake Sibling Reunion wins the episode

01:52:30 -- Kabby Death Watch

01:56:00 -- Gaia’s Prophecy

01:57:50 -- Pandora’s Box vs Prometheus / What’s the message?

02:01:00 -- Every time Octavia comes out bad shit happens!

02:03:05 -- No offense to any forgotten dead characters but Octavia is a FOX this season.

----

> 02:02:00 -- Space Kru

02:05:40 -- If Raven makes a boo boo on the show, did it happen?

02:10:40 -- RAW/SHAVEN IS CONFIRMED.

02:13:00 -- Murphy Character Growth?

02:14:00 -- What is up with the Murven? Are we going there?

02:19:00 -- If you’re shopping for Becho, you can’t boycott Murven.

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> 02:20:00 -- Well Actuallys

02:21:00 -- NIYLAH WHERE?

02:23:30 -- WATCH THE EXPANSE.

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Drunk!Bubs makes a delightful third to Jo and Shahin's shitshow tricycle as we chat all things 503 "Sleeping Giants" and try to keep Bubs' Bellarke flailing confined to the laws of space and time.

Make sure you have your headphones in / no children around. Bubs + Wine + Bellarke = !!!

Featuring:

COLD OPEN -- "Jesus Christ, Bubs!"

00:01:30ish -- Drunk Bubbles is a giver.

00:03:40 -- San Jose water is slimey.

00:04:50 -- This is clearly before finding out Congeda is dead and buried.

00:05:15 -- It’s SCAN-LAN.

00:05:57 -- Aaron Ginsburg is a REDDIT LURKER.

00:06:43 -- Lots of nuggets on rewatch!

00:07:23 -- Season 5 is as predictable as this years TV renewals. [Fuck you SyFy.]

00:12:00ish -- Shahin gets deep with his The 100 feels.

00:17:00ish -- Bubbles go off on tangent about Bad Guys/Good Guys.

00:19:59ish -- Shahin deep dives into S1/S5 parallels and differences.

00:24:00ish -- Eligius = a sexy, sexy problem.

00:28:00ish -- Are there good guys? / Clarke’s shifting priorities

00:30:00 -- If Octavia and Kane had been in the bunker, would Abby and Bellamy have opened the doors?

00:35:00ish -- Is Clarke’s journey regressive?

00:39:00 -- Kill or be killed?!

00:43:00ish -- Eligius Welcome Wagon or Not.

00:44:00ish -- How does having Madi affect Clarke’s Leadership?

00:45:00 -- Madi’s Tween Idealism

00:46:00 -- Bubbles’ has a whiny dog that sometimes needs to be help like a baby.

00:47:00 -- Shahin is having a Jaha-level spiritual crisis about Clarke’s new outlook and what the show is trying to say.

00:48:30 -- Lincoln Parallels

00:50:00 -- The Boom Boom

00:55:20ish -- MOM JEANS.

00:58:37 -- Follow the blood trail! / Theories re: Eligius 3

01:01:50ish -- Still hung up on the lantern that meant nothing.

01:02:30 -- Here for Emori even if Murphy isn’t.

01:03:00 -- 2nd Chances?

01:04:40ish -- WHO THE FUCK IS GRIMES?!

01:07:00ish -- Echo - Bubbles begrudgingly warmed up to her.

01:15:10ish -- WEAPONIZE THE CARGO. [X-files theme song]

01:21:00ish -- Blue shit and, no, not Murphy’s balls.

01:23:00ish -- Memori. Where did it go wrong?!

01:26:20ish -- Bubbles is a Jaha-stan and you should be too.

01:27:20ish -- Lucky number 300. (If lucky means dying a horrible death)

01:35:00ish -- Raven laughing at Murphy LOL.

01:39:40ish -- Bubbles pukes her Bellarke all up in herrr.

01:41:18ish -- Scared Boner.

01:43:20ish -- Hi Bellamy and no one else!

01:47:30ish -- CAPTAIN DADDY.

01:54:00ish -- Schmience / Well Actually.

01:56:00sh -- The Becho Conspiracy.

02:08:00ish -- Niylah’s Final Conquest

02:14:00:ish -- [Bubbles is just drunk at this point. - Bubbles]

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