There is a riot outside of Bette’s museum that lands her and Candace (and some other lesbians) in the LA slammer! Marina is the WORST and actively pursues a girl Jenny is dating. Jenny meets an NJB even though her sexual orientation is “manatees”. Hannah Moskowitz wrote The Shape of Water!

Everyone but Bette, Kit, and Marina go on a “spring break” to Palm Springs and recount their coming out stories. Bette cheats on Tina with the carpenter (Candace). Jessi and Hannah talk about their misguided love for Catfish.

Bette and Tina mourn the loss of their baby, Bette debates Fae Buckley on television, we talk about porn and Judaism!

Bette gets harrassed by conservatives, Shane meets her first lover for the course of the show, Jenny fucks up and sleeps with Tim, and Tina loses the baby!

Dana finally comes out to her parents!! Also Bette and Tina do group therapy. Jessi and Hannah talk about coming out AND horse girls in this episode!

Jessi and Hannah talk about Alice being terrible and sexually assaulting someone, Tina and Bette being very domestic, and Dana being a screw-up as usual.

Shane styles a famous lady’s hair, Jenny tries to make it back to LA, Tim is worried about Jenny but doesn’t do anything about it, and Tina gets harassed by her sperm donor’s girlfriend.

Shane meets up with an old friend, Dana and Laura act like petty babies about a dumb party, Bette’s dad is homophobic to her and her wife, and the infamous Jenny affair meets its end.

Tina gets pregnant, Bette gets bitchy, Alice gets her mom, and nothing special happens for anyone else, not even Jenny.

Shane and Alice deal with their dumb girlfriends while Jenny keeps crying to Marina. Nothing really special happens this episode.