The audience loves this snobby know-it-all who seems to get the best of the Mayor. While this very proud and funny fish has been sent to the corner several times for being rude, he's one of the Mayor's Favorites.

The secrets big fish use to never get caught were taught on the day Betty skipped school—this story is dedicated to all teachers, fisherman, Larry Tople's son Scott and My Father Dave Haas, he loved this story. Illustration by the amazing Larry Tople. Happy Father's Day

A sour pickle learns everything is more fun when you're smiling. Please leave me a comment and go to my fan page on facebook for Lunch Laughs—free jokes each week to put a smile in someones lunch. If you liked this story, please click "Like" on podomatic, Thanks, Your Mayor

Draw a horse with the Mayor and 200 students—enjoy "The Elf in Yourself" which reminds us, the magic is YOU. I wrote this story while contemplating a career move, 20 years ago, and it still makes me smile.

My 9 & 11 year old daughters are my muses and they commandeered my ipad to create this video—awesome creative little creatures. Our creative future lies with our children. Enjoy, Your Mayor

Enjoy a rhythmic treat and amazing mooing—an over-excited rooster tells the chickens to run away because of a big "Fry" on Friday. The “Nation’s #1 Polka band” Eddie Blazonczyk’s Versatones romp with the Mayor of Storyville in "Don't Let Those Chickens Run Away." Download other Mayor of Storyville tracks free at CDbaby.com

A woman falls in love with a gorilla ... then wants to wants to change him. "Love you with all my might, know sometimes I hug too tight, but what did you expect from A Gorilla in Love." Share this audio podcast/download with other gorillas PLUS, 7 other FREE tracks at CDbaby.com...Happy Valentines Day, Love, Your Mayor

For "Good Deed Doers" everywhere, and those who are ready to join the ranks. An audio file, but a great story for a smile or to be told at bedtime. Enjoy, Your Mayor

Ever heard a Duckaphant? Get your creativity flowing by helping the Mayor name the rare creatures in the Storyville Zoo … see if you can guess them too.