Bob rents heavy machinery from McLovin, while Miles gets put in his place at the pharmacy.

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Oh, yeah. Okay. I swear to God, you just said my butthole. No. I don't know what you're talking about. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Static Show. This is Bob. Hey, everyone. This is Miles with Static Radio. Talking about his butthole. Talking about Bob's b-hole, apparently. Mm-hmm. Oh, whatever he's into. Considering the week you've had. Yeah, that's true. That's true, yeah. I believe, wasn't it in Clerks, all holes filled three? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I don't know. At the good old video store there? I don't know what I think about that. I can't talk about some things that happen to me. Yeah, talk about everything that happens to your old uncle Miles. I've got secrets. It changes. Tell me, Miles is a secret boy. That's right. I've got lots of secrets. You hear one? Can't tell you.Oh my goodness. I'm tired. So, you know, I've been doing yard work. Yeah, I'm always doing the yard work. I've been doing a lot of DIY stuff, you know. Yeah, you love doing that. Down in yonder. I don't know. Do it yourself, right? Yes. And I've rented I talked about renting the stump grinder a while back. I've rented a couple more things since then. One of them was a little mini bulldozer thing. Like a bobcat? Like a bobcat, but even smaller. You stand on the back of it And you got a big scoop and you scoop up stuff. I've been moving rocks. Skid loader. Like a skid loader. Yeah, exactly. Thank you. Did you just look that up or something? I know rednecks. I speak redneck. I speak redneck. Yeah. Continue on. Some other languages. Yeah. So anyway, the place that I go to get these things, it's like a family run.you know, kind of place. And so, you know, there's on the inside, I mentioned on the outside, those guys, you know, we were going to outside on the inside. It's, it, it's like a grandpa and his grandson, uncle Jesse that work. No, not uncle Jesse, but the kid who the younger one, right. But he's, You know, he's not that young. He's probably like 30 or something. Yeah. Looks like McLovin. Ha ha ha! with a glass like christopher mince plentz his name is and looks like mcglovin he's got glasses. He's just kind of gawky and gangly and and he's always like frantic. Every time i go there to get something, you know, he's frantic. Or more so bringing it back because so like normal when you get it, I mean, he goes through and gives you the paper. You gotta sign away your life, you know, on this line that says basicallyyou're responsible if you kill yourself or you kill anyone else, or, you know, you lose a digit or two, um, you got to sign all this stuff. And, uh, you know, you guys, where you got big weekend plan. And, uh, yeah, I was going to hang out with you. What do you think? Yeah. And so then, so I bring them back the skid loader. Yeah. Yeah. And, um, and so he usually checks you back in. So you, you come in and he's, he's like, okay. And he's like, is it out? It's outside. Yeah. It's out the side door. Woo. He runs out there, you know, and he checks it over to make sure I haven't broken it. Um, yeah. And checks to make sure I put gas in it. Cause that's one of the big, sure. Yeah.you have to spray it down. You can't bring it back all filthy. Right. Well, that makes sense. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Spaz. So then, but this one last time I went, he, he did that and he goes, okay, nobody's here yet. Uh, bring it on around back and we'll get it off the trailer. Uh, and, uh, I'm like, okay, so I drive around into the yard and, uh, I'm, you know, get parked and I'm doing the wind down, you know, to put the foot down so you can take a hitch off the back of the thing there. Oh, yeah. And, oh, my God, I thought he was going to throw a fit. I wasn't doing it fast enough. Come on, man. He's like, he, he, he,