I don't know what was more surprising, that the main character of this movie was probably an inanimate, non-talking sword, or that Patrick Stewart is in this movie.

Liam Neeson is a badass in an enclosed environment, in a manner unlike Bruce Willis.

A movie about a Catholic priest and a young boy. And it isn't what you think. It is boring and weird, though.

Not the first Christ analogy we've watched.

Finally, a good movie. And another movie about Liam Neeson playing a revolutionary in a part of the United Kingdom.

The titans, they are clashing.

Antonio Banderas is suave and sexy. That is all.

It's the sequel to Taken. We really don't have much new to say about it. I'm terribly sorry.

This is...a thing. Not quite sure how to describe it. Very odd. Not that bad? Patricia Arquette.

At time of recording, Liam Neeson has guest-starred on three TV shows as a character, not as himself. These are those three episodes. Featuring all three of my brothers, one at a time.