Meandering Modern Man

Dan gets Covid and a rimjob. Don finds a way to supplement germs into his system. The guys tie one on for old time’s sake in this final episode…

Dan and Don get back to their roots and sit down over some drinks to address important issues, such as the difference between jam and jelly. The guys dive into gay bars and Dan makes a major life change.

Dan and Don find themselves in a dark conversation right out of the gate. Don tries to lighten the mood by changing the topic to his penis. Dan and Don discuss the regulations around obtaining a distributor’s license for marijuana in Virginia.

Dan and Don get back to business after a short hiatus. Dan talks about his new home and the challenges and satisfactions of buying his first home. Don fills Dan in on a podcast he almost started during the hiatus and shares a story about a MILF hunter hitting on his wife. Dan and Don … Continue reading Episode 58: Attack of the MILF Hunter →

Dan reiterates his belief that the world is on fire. Don defends his previous choices to remain positive despite whether or not the world is on fire. Dan and Don discuss the brutalities of being in management now that the government restrictions have rolled back.

Dan puts his first house under contract. Don proposes a larger government to dilute the power of the current government. Dan and Don discuss the golden era of rap.

Dan basks in the glow of “I Told You So” when Don admits that America is in big trouble. Don starts an only fans page. Dan and Don talk about sexual fetishes.

Dan and Don go off the grid and discuss the pros and cons of rural life. Don paints a grotesque picture of corporate egg farming. Dan thanks the government for re-opening bars without giving any notice to the actual bars.

Dan breaks down various aspects of restaurant management. Don shows appreciation for all of the work that goes into creating a great dining experience. Dan and Don discuss sports announcers.

Dan refuses technological advancements in vehicles. Don’s sister thinks her car is steering on it’s own. Dan and Don talk about swear words.