Not only are Dr. Mike, Keith and Kirk back, they actually have call-ins, a commercial and bloopers at the end this time. Can you imagine?

Oh, and here’s the book that is mentioned a couple of times:

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_8?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=Cstripbooks%2C478&rh=i%3Numbersf%20Numerology%20of%20God

In summary: Dismembered body bits, guys collecting dead women’s hands and taking them to bed, sacred teeth, holy breast milk, nuns licking Jesus’s foreskin and a blooper reel at the end. Enjoy.

Joemma tell the tale of Samson: Yes, the he-man guy with the long hair from The Bible. Samson has muscles, locks, women, an anger management problem and lots of grave digging to do. This tale, when you actually look into it, is pretty gruesome and totally stupid. Just for a change for a Bible Story.

Our next episode will be a riff of the corresponding children’s cartoon about Samson……all 50 minutes of it……maybe.

Joemma continue to refine their multimedia snarking skills by riffing another Kids International bible cartoon for children. Get ready: Here Comes Jesus!

Finally, our final instalment in the Norse Mythology Trilogy.  In this episode, Joemma are joined by our resident heathen Whelve to discuss Asatru – a modern take on ancient Germanic beliefs. As we have a Help Meat with us, be prepared for a fair bit of JIS which will take your breath away. Emma’s cat also makes a cameo appearance, (we think to protest the discussion of animal sacrifice  and white human supremacy) as does Thor, just because he wanted some attention. Overall, it’s a fascinating discussion of heathenry. Remember that Meat Mutant puts the “ass” in Asatru. True.

Joemma take great pleasure in immersing themselves once again in the crazy arse world of Norse mythology. Remember we did a part 1 on this topic once? Well, the time has come for part 2. Guess what? More giants, dwarves, volva and mutants. After revising who’s who in these remarkable myths, we delve into more stories of family feuds, people lobbing rocks at each other, a lotta imbibing and eventually the end of the world. Joemma also discuss their plans for Meat Mutant in 2013 (we had to draw these up quickly as the world didn’t end when it was supposed to last December). Don your helmets, and sit down with a hearty plate of ox and a large goblet of mead and enjoy.

Joemma riff up a storm on this Christian video supposedly for kids. http://youtu.be/C0YuelrKhNw

Merry Christmas, mutants. What better pressie could we give you than over an hour of Joemma and Chuck Morrison destroying another E4F episode. We prophecy that you will love it more than glazed ham or turkey with cranberry sauce. That is one prophecy that will come true (unlike all the ones we discuss on this episode).

It’s been a while since we posted an episode. Joe was really screwed around by Hurricane Sandy and only got power back on a couple of weeks ago. Emma went away for a fortnight to watch a total solar eclipse and then came back to weeks of marking exams and assignments and a bout of bronchitis.

But, this episode is a rare treat that will make up for our tardiness.

This is over an hour of pure JIS.

We recorded this about a month ago and now it is edited and ready for your listening pleasure.  It’s been a while coming, but come it has.

Joemma return to one of their favourite topics – mythology. Wow, the people of 12th century Germanic Europe had some kick arse imaginations. I guess there wasn’t much else to do up there during winter except sit around a fire and see who could come up with the most batshit crazy story. You’re gonna hear a lot about elves, giants, dwarves, mutant animals, magical inanimate objects and more shape-shifting than you can poke a magical spear at. Frig, we hope you enjoy this one.

By the way, this episode is posted without Joe’s final OK. He’s been off-line since Superstorm/Superbeeyatch Sandy hit NYC. I am sure all you meaty mutants wish him the best and we all really, really hope he and his family are OK.

UPDATE: Joe is OK, but cleaning up a hell of a mess.