Rachel and Gabby's journey to chaos and competition enters episode 2 with literally dozens of men. 

Is this season just about mess, not about the "journey"? Is the speedo competition really the only way you can check out the men's bodies? Is it possible to fall in love with and marry a man who answers to "Meatball"? How much talent is required before you can call it a "pageant"? How much can a brother and sister talk about men's bulges before it gets uncomfortable? Is juggling really that impressive? Is there a bigger red flag for a man than referring to women as "females"? Is a safety pin an acceptable earring for a 33-year-old man with a child?