This episode starts at Medieval Times, where grown adults fully commit to cheering for knights like it’s the championship game.

Then we get into the only acceptable way to get even with a car repair shop: aggressively taking the free waiting-room snacks.

And finally, the moral dilemma of wanting to support local farms but not wanting to pay free-range prices if it only saves a couple bucks.

Petty? Maybe. Honest? Definitely.