My Week In Tinder? More like My Month In Tinder, amirite? There’s a 78% chance it was worth the wait, though, because this episode (the longest yet!) features my very first guest, Ariel. Highlights: the perils of being bisexual on dating apps, when “friends with benefits” works, and of course, some of the funnier messages both Ariel and I received this week.

If you’d like to be a guest or have an answer to the question, “What do people do on dates these days?,” reach out at [email protected].