In which Quetina just can't even with how sexy Angel is and the tension practically kills her.

But we're also joined by friend of the podcast, JR Merrac, who knows more about vampire mythology and lore than any normal human being should... maybe he really is a Watcher? Is that possible?

And boy do we get into it- not just the amazing hotness that is the kissing of Buffy and Angel, or even the way that Darla is back and so freakin' horny to kill someone (or multiple people); but also what is a vampire? What are the best ways to kill a vamp? What is the best way to keep a vampire away from you (since an age difference of 200+ years clearly isn't the answer), and we learn about Meg and her love-hate relationship with Twilight.

Join us for another episode (yeah, it's a long one, more to love, right?)

In which Meg and Quetina learn ALL about Hyenas, cannibalism, Xander's ironic friend-zoning of Willow while being annoyed that he's been friend-zoned by Buffy. Meg learns the meaning of "tea" and "Keke" (or is it "Kiki?) Oh, and if you thought we WOULD NOT talk about a 7 inch pseudo-phallus, it's almost as if you don't know us at all.

This is the episode wherein Xander and a group of five other obnoxious high school bullies are possessed by the spirits of hyenas while on their zoo trip. It takes sometime for Willow and Buffy to convince Giles this goes beyond just the fact that high school boys are mean and obnoxious- but his attempted rape of Xander really helped get Giles on board with exploring alternative explanations.

In which Buffy meets Owen, a super hot guy who is completely obsessed with death, Emily Dickinson (and we're just guessing) Scream-o music of the 90's. Unfortunately, meeting Owen, with his "certain Owen-ocity", comes at the same time that The Master is trying to raise The Anointed One, so Buffy's date gets hijacked and moved to the local funeral home- a venue change Owen is WAY too into.

So Quetina and I discuss this over Dogfish Head's Namaste wit beer (big win for Meg, Quetina... well, she finished it). We get into poetry, whether Xander is "smashable" and WHAT THE HELL IS THE BRONZE? Seriously, is it a coffee shop? A club? A bar? A brunch place?

In which Xander is pursued by a "ho-ass teacher", we drink grasshopper cocktails (they're from New Orleans, did you know that?) and learn so much about the Praying Mantis and sexual cannibalism- we swear, Buffy has never been more relatable to our every day lives in high school as this exact episode.

Join the Watcher's Council for a discussion of episode 4 of Buffy- an episode all about a creepy sexual predator set loose in a high school... AND a giant praying mantis... ;) Xander is totally taken by the new Bio substitute, but not all is at it seems. Will Buffy be able to figure it out and vanquish the evil?

Also, side note: Meg and Quetina try to figure out how to use new, much fancier recording equipment (not Meg's phone), Meg's dog Fiona becomes somewhat obsessed with licking said equipment and Meg's husband is once again horrified by the things that we actually DO NOT record.

In which we find out what happened to Jesse, hear some brilliant speeches by Giles, get into the Vamp situation in Sunnydale and so much more!

In which Meg and Quetina argue over who was a witch when, high school cheerleading auditions- what should they look like? Oh, and is Xander creepy or cute while exploring a little bit of voodoo- but in a fun, lighthearted, non-murdery kind of way.

Our inaugural podcast in which we are joined on the Watcher's Council by J.R. Merrac (not his real name) to discuss episode one of the AMAZING show that is BtVS! We get into it right from the beginning, Principal Flutie, Cordelia (love/hate- there is no in between), what's going on with the Master (is he a Nazi?) and is Giles adorably British or obnoxiously pompous? Get it all here in episode 1!