Welcome to The Dumbest Girl Alive.

A podcast about dumb stuff that’s smart, smart stuff that’s dumb, and everything that rots in between.

Hosted by Fern—chronically online archive banshee, research romantic, emotional shitposter—TDGA treats “lowbrow” culture with highbrow curiosity and irreverent care. Each episode spirals from something seemingly trivial (a trope, a cursed scent, a blog-era overshare) into something sprawling: grief, fandom, literature, history, identity, and that one specific feeling you thought only you had.

It’s funny. It’s sharp. It’s a little cursed. Start here. Spiral responsibly. Published as often as emotionally feasible.

Music by DBMiller.

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