Filed in the archive as a preliminary deposit, not yet catalogued, but necessary to mark the beginning.

Not a trailer, not an episode, just the part where I clear my throat before things get stupid.

xoxo,

The Dumbest Girl Alive

Filed in the archive as a preliminary deposit—unprocessed, uncatalogued, but necessary to mark the beginning.

Not a trailer, not an episode, just the part where I clear my throat before things get real stupid.

Remember, The Dumbest Girl Alive is a podcast about internet culture, fandom, lowbrow media, and the strange spirals between.

xoxo,

The Dumbest Girl Alive

thedumbestgirlalive.com • ko-fi.com/thedumbestgirlalive • @theedumbestgirlalive (where it matters)

Welcome to The Dumbest Girl Alive.

A podcast about dumb stuff that’s smart, smart stuff that’s dumb, and everything that rots in between.

Hosted by Fern—chronically online archive banshee, research romantic, emotional shitposter—TDGA treats “lowbrow” culture with highbrow curiosity and irreverent care. Each episode spirals from something seemingly trivial (a trope, a cursed scent, a blog-era overshare) into something sprawling: grief, fandom, literature, history, identity, and that one specific feeling you thought only you had.

It’s funny. It’s sharp. It’s a little cursed. Start here. Spiral responsibly. Published as often as emotionally feasible.

Music by DBMiller.

Instagram: @theedumbestgirlalive

Bluesky: @thedumbestgirlalive.bsky.social

Welcome to The Dumbest Girl Alive! A podcast about dumb stuff that’s smart, smart stuff that’s dumb, and everything rotting in between.

Hosted by Fern (chronically online archive banshee, research romantic, emotional shitposter), TDGA treats 'lowbrow' culture with highbrow curiosity and irreverent care. Each episode spirals from the trivial (a trope, a cursed scent, a blog-era overshare) into the sprawling: grief, fandom, literature, history, identity, and that one oddly specific feeling you thought only you had.

It’s funny. It’s sharp. It’s a little cursed. Fern tried really hard, okay?

Music by ⁠DBMiller⁠.

thedumbestgirlalive.com • ko-fi.com/thedumbestgirlalive • @theedumbestgirlalive (where it matters)

Recovering overachiever? Neurodivergent explorer? Or just someone needing a beautiful distraction? The Fern Print Podcast is for you!

Join Fern as she embraces the glorious mess of our brains, connecting the dots between everything you never thought was connected. From the surprising relationship between religious iconography and parasocial relationships to why we should stop calling people geniuses, this podcast is a deep dive into the fascinating world of…well, everything. Subscribe now, you beautiful weirdo!

Follow @thefernprintpod on Instagram and @thefernprintpod.bsky.social on Bluesky!

Music provided by Miikku Selin / Pond5