Meet the Mess

Move over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!

This week, Jen and Karyn break down JD Vance’s alarming statement about ignoring judges who challenge Trump—and why that would spell the end of democracy in the U.S.

Meanwhile, in the world of cosmetic procedures, the latest trend has women plumping their lips—but not the ones on their faces! Plus, experts reveal which body part you don’t actually need to wash. (Spoiler: It’s not your butt. Wash your butt.)

Also on the docket:

* 🚨 A new report suggests the Cybertruck is deadlier than the (recalled) Ford Pinto.

* 💰 Meta used stolen, pirated books to teach its AI. (Thieves!)

* 🇸🇻 Trump wants to send incarcerated U.S. citizens to El Salvador prisons.

* 🇵🇷 Puerto Ricans—who are U.S. citizens—are being wrongly detained by ICE.

* 🔑 Petty Donald Trump is revoking security clearances from his enemies, including Joe Biden, Letitia James, and Alvin Bragg.

* 💸 Say goodbye to consumer protections and hello to the White House Faith Office!

And in other news… remember when Kate Middleton disappeared? That was less than a year ago. She’s back in the headlines this week too.

This week’s to-do:

* Download the 5 Calls app and call your representatives every single day! WE CAN’T LET UP ON THE CALLS (according to AOC). The app makes it easy.

On Meet the Mess, bestselling authors Jen Lancaster & Karyn Bosnak dive into the messiest news stories and hottest topics of the week to give a fresh and entertaining take on current events and life in general. An extended video version with the “Hot Mess of the Week” is available to paid Substack subscribers. Visit meetthemess.substack.com for more.

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Move over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!

This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn debate who they despise more — Donald Trump or Elon Musk. Cast your vote in the poll!

Plus, how many Scaramuccis do you think Karoline Leavitt will last?

And, have you read New York Magazine’s eye-opening article, The Cruel Kids’ Table? Hear about how ‘language policing’ is driving young people to the right.

Also, Jen breaks down how many January 6th rioters have been sent back to jail, Karyn shares a heartwarming story of a bear rescued after the Eaton fire, and they both question why some people refuse to accept scientific evidence as fact. (Looking at you, flat earthers.)

Finally, someone scored a Van Gogh painting at a garage sale for just $50, and a pizza delivery driver braved a snowstorm to complete his delivery -- and it paid off!

On Meet the Mess, bestselling authors Jen Lancaster & Karyn Bosnak dive into the messiest news stories and hottest topics of the week to give a fresh and entertaining take on current events and life in general. An extended video version with the “Hot Mess of the Week” is available to paid Substack subscribers. Visit meetthemess.substack.com for more.

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Move over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!

This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn dive into Trump’s chaotic first week of executive orders. (Spoiler alert: It wasn’t great.) Plus, is Elon Musk getting iced out of the West Wing? Hear the latest! Also, what’s behind Mark Zuckerberg’s bizarre pivot to MAGA? Jen has the details. And, Carrie Underwood and Jewel might have regrets, Silk Road’s Russ Ulbricht gets pardoned, TikTok influencers admitted they lie, and drug-addicted rats are destroying evidence in Houston! Finally, back by popular demand — Jen’s list of people who can f*ck right the f*ck off right now returns!

Let’s take a moment to pay some respect to MySpace Tom for selling his app, collecting his money, and fading from the limelight to explore the world.

On Meet the Mess, bestselling authors Jen Lancaster & Karyn Bosnak dive into the messiest news stories and hottest topics of the week to give a fresh and entertaining take on current events and life in general. An extended video version with the “Hot Mess of the Week” is available to paid Substack subscribers. Visit meetthemess.substack.com for more.

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Move over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!

This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss how they are coping with the world’s impending doom. (Spoiler: it involves shopping and baking bread.) Then, Jen unveils her list of “who can f*ck right the f*ck off right now.” (Looking at you, Snoop.) Plus, hear the wild story of a French woman who was scammed out of $850K by a Brad Pitt impersonator — and then cyber bullied for it! Also, hear about Biden’s latest pardons, Elon’s disturbing salute at Trump’s inauguration, the latest in the Blake Lively & Justin Baldoni feud, an alarming new craze in baby names, 2025 food trends, the long-awaited ban on Red Dye No. 3, and how Prince Harry is heading to court!

On Meet the Mess, bestselling authors Jen Lancaster & Karyn Bosnak dive into the messiest news stories and hottest topics of the week to give a fresh and entertaining take on current events and life in general. An extended video version with the “Hot Mess of the Week” is available to paid Substack subscribers. Visit meetthemess.substack.com for more.

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Move over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!

This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn dive into the Los Angeles fires that erupted in Pacific Palisades and Altadena, and Karyn shares her experience of nearly having to evacuate. Plus, Steve Bannon sets his sights on kicking Elon out of MAGA — do you think he’ll succeed?! Also, cottage cheese makes a surprising comeback! And finally, Jen upgrades to a new microphone!

On Meet the Mess, bestselling authors Jen Lancaster & Karyn Bosnak dive into the messiest news stories and hottest topics of the week to give a fresh and entertaining take on current events and life in general. An extended video version with the “Hot Mess of the Week” is available to paid Substack subscribers. Visit meetthemess.substack.com for more.

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• https://www.etsy.com/shop/MeetTheMess

Connect with us on Instagram:

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Move over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!

This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss Justin Baldoni’s lawsuit against The New York Times in light of the Blake Lively/It Ends with Us drama. And, get the lowdown on the Golden Globe awards. Did you watch? Also, what’s going on with all the drones and why is everyone (Bethenny Frankel) calling them “Dior bags”? Plus, everyone’s getting drunk and driving around with monkeys! (Don’t do it.) And, Meghan Markle returns with a new TV show and people are pissed! Plus, Biden awards Liz Cheney, Ralph Lauren, Michael J. Fox and more!

On Meet the Mess, bestselling authors Jen Lancaster & Karyn Bosnak dive into the messiest news stories and hottest topics of the week to give a fresh and entertaining take on current events and life in general. An extended video version with the “Hot Mess of the Week” is available to paid Substack subscribers. Visit meetthemess.substack.com for more.

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• https://www.instagram.com/meetthemesspod

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Move over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!

This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn deliver their ultimate 2024 roundup! Listen as they break down the biggest stories of the year — from Kate Middleton, Taylor Swift, and Diddy to the election, Olympics, and Ozempic! They’ll also share their favorite books, movies, and moments of the past twelve months! Plus, hear how MAGA’s imploding thanks to Elon Musk, and find out if Jen speaks 2024! Don’t miss this fun and festive episode packed with laughs, reflections, and a hopeful look at the year ahead!

On Meet the Mess, bestselling authors Jen Lancaster & Karyn Bosnak dive into the messiest news stories and hottest topics of the week to give a fresh and entertaining take on current events and life in general. An extended video version with the “Hot Mess of the Week” is available to paid Substack subscribers. Visit meetthemess.substack.com for more.

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• https://www.etsy.com/shop/MeetTheMess

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Move over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!

This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss the lawsuit between Blake Lively and her It Ends with Us co-star Justin Baldoni, in which Lively accuses Baldoni of sexual harassment, fostering a hostile work environment, and attempting to damage her reputation after she voiced her concerns. They also unpack how the media influences public perception, touching on examples like Luigi Mangione and, of course, politics! Don’t miss it!

On Meet the Mess, bestselling authors Jen Lancaster & Karyn Bosnak dive into the messiest news stories and hottest topics of the week to give a fresh and entertaining take on current events and life in general. An extended video version with the “Hot Mess of the Week” is available to paid Substack subscribers. Visit meetthemess.substack.com for more.

Meet the Merch:

• https://www.etsy.com/shop/MeetTheMess

Connect with us on Instagram:

• https://www.instagram.com/meetthemesspod

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Move over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!

This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss how Honeycrisp apples went from magnificent to mediocre. And, do you have quartz countertops? Find out why they might soon be banned! Also, hear about the season’s hottest drinks (Malört and Guinness) and get expert advice on the best Le Creuset pieces to get! Plus, learn the story behind "Hawk Tuah" girl Haliey Welch's crypto rug pull, and hear the most unattractive male names (according to Reddit).

On Meet the Mess, bestselling authors Jen Lancaster & Karyn Bosnak dive into the messiest news stories and hottest topics of the week to give a fresh and entertaining take on current events and life in general. An extended video version with the “Hot Mess of the Week” is available to paid Substack subscribers. Visit meetthemess.substack.com for more.

Meet the Merch:

• https://www.etsy.com/shop/MeetTheMess

Connect with us on Instagram:

• https://www.instagram.com/meetthemesspod

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Move over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!

This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn tackle the shocking death of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, and Jen reflects on her first job out of college at a healthcare company where she was trained to deny claims. (Yes, really!) Also, have you watched the most recent JonBenét Ramsey documentary? Jen and Karyn unpack the case, share their theories, and debate who really did it! Plus, get the highlights of Trump’s recent appearance on Meet the Press and how it ties into Karyn’s plans to become a practicing witch. (A coven is coming!)

On Meet the Mess, bestselling authors Jen Lancaster & Karyn Bosnak dive into the messiest news stories and hottest topics of the week to give a fresh and entertaining take on current events and life in general. An extended video version with the “Hot Mess of the Week” is available to paid Substack subscribers. Visit meetthemess.substack.com for more.

Meet the Merch:

• https://www.etsy.com/shop/MeetTheMess

Connect with us on Instagram:

• https://www.instagram.com/meetthemesspod

• https://www.instagram.com/jennsylvania

• https://www.instagram.com/karynbosnak

Connect with us on TikTok:

• https://www.tiktok.com/@meetthemess

• https://www.tiktok.com/@karynbosnak