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NEXT EXIT MOVIE REVIEW In the Immortal words of Bender the robot from Futurama, “Afterlife? If I thought I had to live another life, I’d kill myself now!”.  For Teddy (Rahul Kohli) and Rose (Katie Parker) these words carry more weight then even society is ready to realize.  The afterlife unquestionably exists and a lot of people are just dying to get […]

WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY MOVIE REVIEW It appears that Hollywood’s appetite for the musical biopic is truly insatiable. We’ve seen many a superstar receive the rise-and-fall biopic treatment, starting from their humble beginnings through their meteoric ascension, their drug-addled nosedive and eventually their triumphant return to the spotlight. It’s a tale as old as […]

STAR WARS: TALES OF THE JEDI SERIES REVIEW It is often said that no one hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans. For some, the continued expansion of the franchise will simply never be good enough, because it isn’t what they’ve so deeply ingrained into their consciousness as “correct”. Anything after Return of the Jedi that isn’t the […]

CALL JANE MOVIE REVIEW It’s a goddamn travesty that a movie about women risking their lives seeking out safe abortions in a time when they were illegal would still be poignant and reflective of our modern times, but here we are. Call Jane stars Elizabeth Banks as Joy, a married woman who is in the […]

THE MIDNIGHT CLUB SERIES REVIEW Just in time for the Halloween Season, Netflix proudly presents…21 Jump Scares! Ok, no it’s actually called The Midnight Club BUT this show does now officially hold the Guinness World Record for Most Jump Scares Used in a Single Episode of Television. But don’t be so quick to recoil my […]

GAME OF THRONES: HOUSE OF THE DRAGON SERIES REVIEW In 2019, Winter came in like a wrecking ball and left with a whimper. Ice King’s melted, bastards were battled, and democracy for the elite had come to Westeros. 200 years before, an internal succession war waged on with in the halls of the house Targaryen. […]