You're never going to believe what happened next. Melrose Place has installed an experimental Black Box theater in the apartment that Peepin' Ted used to creep on Amanda.

Or: ... black box theatre. However you want to say it. Or read it.

Anyway, for the first production, Melrose Place went big budget, and got the rights to Wicked, The Musical, and Teege and Mary are the casting directors.

Let's see how things go with this casting couch, shall we?