#074 Melting Room, Angry Ferrets

Omni 1

Smitty triple-downs on the whole Arabs in ancient America

thing. We buy a vowel and meet Coriantumr, a dating app for

coriander lovers. God makes the people of

Zarahemla "chink" into rock

rather than fancy metal, which is at least more durable

than the silly gold the Nephites were using. The people of

Zarahemla breed like tribbles (impossible) and become numerous.

Sister Gigi gets sprayed by a skunk who's diet included,

"a hellish kind of basil grown by Satan himself".

Brother Jones explains why he dislikes ferrets!

Memorable Quote:

Sister Gigi: "The book of Omni is just men who finish too quickly."

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