Men Can't Drive

What’s black, white, and affects 1 in 10 Americans every year? Scammers. The girls lament their personal scam stories, including a craigslist bengal cat and a tall man with a machete. They discuss the morality and evolution of the act over multiple generations. And what about scammers in the year 3000? Rockie and Riley cover that too. And how humans will rot in a virtual world controlled by God².

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Men Can't Drive kicks off SEASON 2 with a bang. This premiere covers the hottest celebrity controversies, starring Elon Musk, Jimmy Fallon, and Jason The Homeless Man. Rockie explains her struggles being the only Latin-speaking person to exist, along with being the ugliest person in Chicago. Riley spills all the details on her infamous Hell Week©, which may include broken bones, dating drama, and near-death experiences. The best friends pick up after the podcast's summer break by exchanging the most chaotic thoughts and stories. Would you expect anything less?

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This week, Rockie and Riley give hot takes on public current events. Hot off the press, the stories range from up and coming serial killers to Scooby Doo lawsuits to the destruction of the dinosaurs (yes, unfortunately this relates to current day). The girls get input from their friend Taylor Swift, who joined the podcast against her will possibly. Who needs the news when you have Men Can't Drive? Also, a new segment is introduced that involves rabid animal noises and little children.

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Men Can't Drive welcomes the #1 most searched lesbian on google images: special guest Morgan DeWitt. This episode's main topic? Morgan. The results? Qanon, Amber Heard, Jewish living in the conservative South, and much more. Additionally, with the brain power of all three, the girls try to define the word "that". Good thing Morgan has visited the 8th dimension multiple times!

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This week, the girls talk trends: Planking. Silly bands. Skinny jeans. OMG. Harlem Shake. Reality TV. Yo-Yos. Mannequin Challenge. Gangnam Style. Tik Tok. But what trend could possibly be next? Rockie and Riley think screaming, obviously. Join the #screamingchallenge now by shrieking in any public place and go viral, guaranteed!

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Rockie and Riley pack it all in for this one. Rockie is resurfacing her stoner phase. Her plan of action? Dissecting 2010's pop music videos and creating a new social media platform. Riley describes her new job that involves the CEO of Calvin Klein, Theo Von, and alcohol. Find out how they all mix. The two friends talk about first impressions and why you shouldn't trust your bank teller. They end with a banger of a new segment, hosted by an AI that may or may not have a gun! 

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This week, Rockie and Riley talk about what it means to be an imposter. And no, this isn't about the 2018 online multiplayer viral game "Among Us".  The girls dive into imposter syndrome and the 5 categorized types of this psychological phenomenon.  Special guest Mykalin Gordon joins the conversation as the friends self diagnose what keeps them up at night, and the other 70% of people in America who also experience this feeling. 

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Cancel culture has struck fear into the lives of many Americans (especially if your name is Will Smith, Armie Hammer, or Morgan Wallen). But has the social shaming gone too far? Rockie and Riley invite a previously #cancelled veteran to join this week's discussion: Miss Caroline The Great. Special guest Caroline Robinson shares her personal cancel testimony - one that went viral and changed the course of her life. Together, the friends ask "is cancel culture cancelled?"

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Are you having a baby with your partner's sibling? Can't sleep because of a Chilean revolution? Have a dying urge to raise a baby without a father? Lucky for you, Men Can't Drive is here to help. Rockie and Riley share their two cents on the most absurd scenarios posted by strangers on Reddit, while also processing ways to overcome their own personal challenges. 

TW: the subject of dead Guinea pigs comes up twice this episode.

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