Norma the Mail Carrier relates a story about how Old Man Fester failed to order exercise equipment for his shack—but has to find space for some nonetheless, consarnit!

Really good fights between once-loving neighbors that lead to long grudges are so hard to find these days. Well, maybe they aren't. But why not start your next community feud with The Outdoor Vac, Mark III?

Yakov Turgenev, the world’s tallest and best-looking Russian Parking Attendant, faces off against the violent, masked men who are, frankly, more like MICE.

What's more fun than a summer patio party? We know, it's renting furniture by the hour to put around your sad, tepid frog-hole of a water feature. But what's more fun than THAT?

Somewhere near Dallas is an Air Force Base on which the "birds" are made of toothpicks and candy. They're useless in cases of alien invasion, but they are the few, the proud, the Commemorative Air Force.

As is well-known, the brilliant Dutch Sephardic Jewish philosopher, Baruch Spinoza, began his closely-argued book Ethics, written in the style of geometrical demonstrations, with the first, most fundamental question, "Why are there bagels, rather than not?" We don't explore that question in this sketch.

Today’s infomercial poses the question, “Do the things in our kitchens really have to be so sharp, hard, and magnets for knees and funny bones?” The answer is clearly “yes,” but the sketch goes on anyway.

Physics romance author Dr. Eleanor Galsworthy faces her greatest scientific challenge ever: a bookstore signing gone horribly wrong for her new physics romance, The Spacetime Between Us.

Trapped in a hideous sitcom (the terror comes from the laugh-track), the hosts of Trapped Like Rats! (and Cornered Like Lemmings!) come to a startling realization:

The traps are all new, but the being trapped like rats is the old familiar. Your favorite impenetrable prison drama/talk show is back, and somebody is most certainly going to get MASERed!