On this week’s solo episode, Dylan has lots to catch up on, starting with the long-awaited Real Housewives of Miami trailer. After dipping into some Larsa Pippen lore, he breaks down the upcoming season, and the latest on Alexia and Todd. From there, he recaps the week’s most important Bravo developments, starting with the perfectly enjoyable premiere of Love Hotel. Over on The Valley, Jesse ratchets up the rumors about Michelle, and she responds by trying to vote him off his own trip. We love mess! Then, Dylan unpacks all the most cringe moments from this week’s Summer House, before giving out a very special award to one of the Atlanta ladies.

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On today's episode, Dylan is joined by the iconic Kristen Doute and Nia Sanchez Booko from 'The Valley' to unpack the first two episodes, as well as discuss the challenges and triumphs of both being in their third trimester of pregnancy. They get into it all: Kristen’s fallout with Janet for her “cheap” podcast comment, why “Crazy Kristen” is retired, and how talking calmly to Jax is low-key strategic. Nia is prepping for four kids under four (new tagline alert!), lessons learned from pageant life to life in the Valley, and the importance of the block button. Plus, preparing for the reunion we’re finally getting!

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In today’s episode, Dylan catches up on the last two weeks of Summer House and RHOA. On Summer House, Carl’s dry spell is finally over, but do we really need to hear about it? While Tom Schwartz gives relationship advice to Kyle (cursed), Lexi and Jesse’s high school honeymoon phase is officially over, if it ever really began. In Atlanta, Drew gets a backdoor invite to Porsha’s birthday trip, while Brit is using her misfortune to enforce her friendship demands on the group. Dylan also breaks down Disney’s big reality push, and whether we’ll ever have a true competitor to the Bravo universe.

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Back from vacation, Dylan has just one thing to look forward to: a new episode of The Valley. He digs into another heavy episode, which sees Jax Taylor officially hitting rock bottom, as the entire cast takes their turn holding mini-interventions. While he continues to blame everyone but himself, Michelle and Jesse are still making each other miserable, and the Janet/Kristen/Zack drama triangle is going strong (despite Brittany’s lack of interest). Earlier in the show, Dylan unpacks Mia Thornton’s announcement that she’s leaving RHOP, and shares some exciting Mention It All news.

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Dylan’s sneaky favorite Bravo show is back for a second season, and the cast of The Valley is as messy as ever. From the chilling cold open to Brittany’s white party, it’s a wild ride from start to finish, anchored by Jax’s express journey to rock bottom. Meanwhile, Jesse and Michelle’s divorce isn’t going well, Kristen still hasn’t forgiven Janet, and Tom Schwartz might be the only person with common sense. Buckle up!

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Back for a fresh week, Dylan is joined in the studio by one of THE funniest Bravo fans, comedian Liza Treyger. They chat about Liza’s recent Netflix special, which features a dramatic retelling of a particularly wild episode of RHOA. Liza talks about how far back she goes with reality TV, and then gets into some of her hottest takes on current Bravo drama. They get into Kenya’s messy departure, Kathy Hilton’s tiring schtick, and how Liza feels about the upcoming Next Gen: NYC show. Later, they also discuss Liza’s love for SVU and true crime, and how she makes room in her brain for so much trash TV.

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Back for the final episode of the week, Dylan starts the proceedings with an analysis of PK’s shady Instagram story. At what point do you age out of being messy on social media? From there, we turn our attention to Summer House, where Lindsay is still crashing out over Carl’s alleged misdoings with Lil the Lemur Girl. Aside from hosting a Shabbat dinner, Jesse is focused on patching up his ToeGate drama with Lexi, and they may not be on the same page about their relationship boundaries. Plus, Paige inches closer to officially being done with Craig’s hater energy.

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On today’s episode, Dylan is joined by two returning guests who love to yap about Bravo, Page Six’s Danny Murphy and Evan Real. After catching up on mediums and star charts, they discuss the trailer for the upcoming show Next Gen NYC, and which Housewives offspring seem poised to have the most (and least) interesting seasons. From there, they dive deep on the RHOBH reunion, breaking down the differences between Kathy Hilton and Jennifer Tilly, and whether Erika’s “relaxing” season is a problem that needs to be addressed. They also discuss Garcelle’s departure, and whether anyone else should be on the chopping block.

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Dylan is back for another week breaking down Bravo mess, starting with a pair of Housewives who aren’t doing themselves any favors. Erika Jayne is once again in hot water for not crediting an artist, while Ashley Darby is making tributes no one asked for. From there, it’s a deep dive on a highly anticipated RHOA episode, where Kenya orchestrates her own demise. Where does the season go from here, and does the punishment fit the crime? Dylan also has some final thoughts on season 10 of Southern Charm, mostly based on JT’s dreadful treatment of Venita.

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Dylan rounds out the week with a Summer House recap, and a pair of updates on our former RHONY ladies. Leah McSweeney’s legal case against Bravo is finally moving forward (with several caveats), while Sonja’s latest WWHL appearance begs the question… if the classic New York ladies are still a big draw for Bravo, why are they not on an actual Bravo show? On Summer House, Carl’s new flame is under investigation by Lindsay, while Lexi and Jesse’s relationship is going great, if you ignore all the things that are going wrong.

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