1. WE START WITH A REMINDER THAT WE'RE JUST TWO GIRLS DOING THIS WHOLE PODCAST ALONE

2. FMK: MAGICIANS, HYPNOTISTS, COMEDIANS. ALSO GENERAL DISCUSSION

3. MONICA IS FREEZING HER EGGS AND DOESN'T KNOW SCIENCE

4. STICKING UR FINGERS UP A GUYS BUTT IN WRESTLING AND IN GENERAL

5. FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE ADVENTURES

6. ABBREVIATIONS

THANKS ALL

Our fans love us but are worried about us

Monica needs to get bullied more

What tv shows did u grow up with? And tattoos 

Monica is done with mens bs but forreal this time

Therapy

Doing comedy in toronto versus buttfck ontario - discussion and debrief

thx

1. WE DISCUSS HOW 2025 IS GOING AND KEEPING CONVENIENCE STORES IN BUSINESS

2. DO YOU LEAVE NEGATIVE REVIEWS? MONICA HAS A YELP FOLLOWING

3. MONICA HASN'T BEEN TO A HAIRDRESSER SINCE 2013

4. FOLLOW UP ON THE GUY WHO ASKED WHAT BIRD MONICA WOULD BE

5. F MARRY KILL: SWEATPANTS, SWEATSHIRT, SOCKS

HANNAH GETS DIAGNOSED WITH ADHD WOOHOOO

WHY ARE FBOYS PLAYING CHESS? DISCUSS AND DEBATE

RESEARCH ONLY FOCUSES ON MEN'S HEALTH ISSUES - PATRIARCH CHATS

F MARRY KILL: AIRFRYER, TOASTER OVEN, CROCK POT

THANKS ALL

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!

MONNY AND HANNY ARE BACK AND WE TALK

OUR WORST NEW YEARS

NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

DATING THE SAME MEN AS IN 2024

THANKS LOVE U ALL MENTY BREAKY 5EVER 

MERRY CHRISTMAS

WE ARE STILL RELEASING AN EP BECAUSE IT'S WEDNESDAY AND WE'RE COMMITTED AND MONICA'S JEWISH

1. how would you describe this podcast?

2. men want to be interviewed on our podcast. no

3. Monica and Hannah did a comedy show in a sauna

4. what bird would u be?

5. CHRISTMAS - YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE SAD TODAY

LOVE U GUYS

1. Monica reached out to her local MP (congressman for our US listeners) when her Instagram got hacked. She never heard back

2. We talk tipping/service/how to stand up for yourself but not be a Karen

3. F Marry Kill: Christmas, Easter, Halloween because Christians have the most lit holidays so there's no point in like adding in Passover

1.HANNAH HAS ADHD AND WE THINK HER DR LISTENS TO THE PODCAST

2.MONICA AND HANNAH DISCUSS THE WORLD ECONOMIC CRISIS OF INFLATION AND THEN DISCUSS SKIT IDEAS

3.DISCUSS AND DEBATE: COFFEE SHOPS AND MERCH AT PLACES WHERE THERE SHOULDN’T BE MERCH LIKE SALAD SHOPS

4. THANK U FOR HAVING US IN UR SPOTIFY WRAPPEDS!! DO BETTER IF U DIDN’T

5. MONICA READS A PROS AND CONS LIST SHE WROTE ABOUT A MAN IN 2017

6. WE GET SENTIMENTAL AND CORNY 

WE PLAY A VOICENOTE FROM A MENTY BREAKY QUEEN

WE THEN TALK ABOUT NEEDING TO POOP

WE THEN TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT UR GIRLFRIEND LOVES US

AND THEN OUR FMK CLOSER:

PAPA JOHN'S, DOMINO'S, PIZZA PIZZA

*the pizza place opened by Monica and her mom's favourite waiter at Pizza Hut is called Regino's Pizza and it is BOMB OK THANK U BYE

**also Monica accidentally deleted half the video of this podcast sorry we produce it ourselves our haters can deal

1. MONICA DOES COMEDY DRUNK FOR THE FIRST TIME

2. WE SHOW THE GEN Z WHAT A VHS IS

3. WE DISCUSS THE INSANITY OF THE WICKED PROMO

4. F MARRY K: DASANI, AQUAFINA, WATER IN A BOX AND/OR HOT DOG WATER. HEATED DISCUSSION.