Isaiah covets his neighbors new van.

It’s a very special birthday episode of Messages From Isaiah. He seems to be extra needy on his special day.

Isaiah loves the hockey.

Isaiah directs his paranoia to the moon landing conspiracy theory and somehow connects it to me ignoring him.

Isaiah seems a little frustrated because I don’t answer my phone.

Isaiah accuses me of being anti-Semitic because I’m not attached to my phone.

Isaiah asks a question we all eventually ask with usually disappointing answers. This episode was co-produced by Josh Dolan who thinks he’ll get 8% of the profits from this podcast. Like he isn’t already rolling in cash from his podcast Breaking The Ice. It’s alright if you like hockey. Or staring at roadkill.

Isaiah is making big plans for his Saturday night!

Isaiah’s feelings on his reoccurring medical problem seem a bit vague. We can’t determine if it is good or bad. Who are we kidding? It’s all bad.

Isaiah’s lingering ailment brings him to the very threshold of insanity. But he is a bit of a drama queen. His doctor I do not envy.