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Discovering Confident Hotness and Unconventional Self-Love

In this episode of 'Messy Genes,' sisters Cindy and Carly delve into their personal lives and share an array of humorous and profound stories touching on self-confidence, sibling dynamics, and historical tidbits. They navigate through funny Instagram comments, playful history lessons, and even some unexpected and risqué discussions, including hair catching fire at a sex party. Additionally, listeners contribute by sharing unconventional things that make them feel hot, ranging from fashion choices to acts of kindness, providing a colorful mix of inspiring and laugh-out-loud moments. Tune in for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and unapologetic conversation.

00:00 Sisterly Bonding and Banter

00:27 The Utah Spelling Debate

01:40 Medieval Times and Hotmail Memories

04:34 Boardroom Confessions

05:31 Testimonies and Mormon Culture

18:20 Unconventional Hotness

38:52 Listener Submissions

39:23 Hilarious Mom Jokes

39:54 Free Balling in Slacks

40:30 Unconventional Things That Make Us Feel Hot

45:10 Smoking and Lipstick

47:34 Affectionate Straight Men and Toy Reviews

49:34 Bouncing Ponytails and Nude Beaches

51:48 Juicy Fruits and Feet Fetishes

54:40 Ignoring Men and Movie Theater Makeouts

57:23 Cooking for a Date

01:12:00 Romanticizing the Little Things

01:14:51 Concluding Thoughts and Farewell

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Messy Genes: Uncovering Awkward Sex Education Stories and Overcoming Religious Stigmas

In this candid and humorously insightful episode, sisters Cindy and Carly share personal anecdotes and listener stories about their experiences with sex education, or lack thereof, while growing up in a conservative, religious environment. From discovering misinformation about sex, dealing with awkward parental 'sex talks', and the personal journey of overcoming shame and taboo topics, this episode dives deep into the impact of religious teachings on sexuality, consent, and personal growth. As they navigate these sensitive topics, Cindy and Carly emphasize the importance of open communication, enthusiastic consent, and self-education in creating a healthier and more open approach towards sex and relationships.

00:00 Sisterly Bonding and Weekend Adventures
00:26 Concert Chaos and Lost Phone Drama
06:17 Podcast Studio and Serious Topics
07:14 Rave Experience and Mother-Daughter Moments
10:21 NXIVM Cult Connection and ELF Cosmetics
13:18 The S*x Talk and Growing Up Mormon
25:52 Listener Stories: Awkward S*x Education
31:50 Embarrassing School Story
32:43 Misconceptions and Confidence
34:08 The Impact of Repression
35:18 First Time Experiences
38:34 Lack of Proper Education
41:53 Parental Conversations
46:16 Misguided Beliefs
48:31 The Importance of Open Communication
58:11 Funny Misunderstandings
01:10:07 Healing and Moving Forward

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Our Favorite Things: Family Reunion, Unhinged Purchases, and Empathy Redefined

In this episode of 'Messy Genes,' Carly and Cindy discuss their recent family reunion filled with light-hearted chaos, memorable events, and the humorously unfiltered recounting of their slightly tipsy family dinner. They dive into some of their favorite quirky purchases from TikTok shops and revel in the simple pleasures like Mexican candy binges. The sisters candidly explore personal validation methods, favorite beauty routines, and how meaningful life reminders can ground them. From the joy of Botox to the therapeutic nature of solo dance parties, the episode balances raw authenticity with fun, bringing listeners into Carly and Cindy's uniquely vibrant world.

00:00 Sisterly Bonding and Family Reunion Recap
00:41 Family Dinner Shenanigans
03:02 Travel Tales and Reunion Reflections
05:49 Podcast Updates and Listener Love
07:32 Upcoming Rave Excitement
11:12 Neighborhood Wildlife Adventures
14:30 Favorite Things and Unhinged Purchases
19:00 Feeling Hot and Confident
22:15 Housewife Therapy and Dancing
22:48 Favorite Quotes and Memes
24:39 Shower and Moisturizing Routine
28:34 Botox and Skincare
33:05 Humorous Insults and Drinking Stories
35:33 Dream Jobs and Coping Skills
40:13 Pet Peeves and Communication
44:00 Random Favorites and Conclusion

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Navigating Faith and Identity: Our Deconstruction Journey

In this episode of 'Messy Genes,' Cindy and Carly embark on a candid and emotional dialogue about leaving the Mormon Church, wrestling with faith, and finding their personal identity outside of religion. Carly opens up about her initial doubts sparked by her husband’s questioning and the eventual unraveling of their devout beliefs. Cindy recalls her emotional ride through her own faith crisis, exacerbated by her sister’s departure and navigating her own path while undergoing intense therapy. Woven into the narrative are humorous reflections on Mormon fashion and the sisterly bond that stood the test of this transformative period in their lives.

00:00 Introduction and Casual Banter
00:31 Podcast Setup Struggles
01:25 Hair Talk and Personal Grooming
02:13 Welcome to Messy Genes
02:35 Leaving the Church: A Unique Topic
03:06 C*nty Stories of the Week
03:13 Tripping on Ac*d: A Personal Experience
11:51 Quitting Nicotine: A Personal Journey
17:33 Leaving the Mormon Church: Personal Stories
18:31 Mormon Fashion Disasters
42:07 Existential Crisis and Identity Struggle
42:53 Revealing the Truth to Family
43:20 Impact on Relationships and Personal Journals
43:58 A Monumental Shift: Wheeler Farm Incident
46:55 The Email That Changed Everything
48:40 Processing Faith and Personal Revelation
55:01 Family Reactions and Emotional Turmoil
01:00:23 Questioning the Church and Seeking Truth
01:14:12 Therapy and Self-Discovery
01:19:45 A New Beginning: Embracing Change

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 Welcome back to our Messy Dating Series!

 Disasters and Dream Dates

Carly and Cindy dive into their hilarious, cringe-worthy, and sometimes shocking dating stories. They discuss quirky dating experiences, odd hookups, and encounters with unsavory characters. Listeners contribute their own tales, including everything from awkward drug deal dates to white supremacy rallies, highlighting the wide range of dating horrors that people endure. The sisters also reflect on their ideal first dates, emphasizing the importance of a well-planned, assertive, and enjoyable experience. They wrap up by urging listeners to rate, review, and share the podcast to make ‘Messy Genes’ their full-time gig.

00:00 Introduction and Sisterly Bond

00:24 Underwear Confessions

03:23 Podcast Feedback and Singing Memories

06:43 Love Island Drama

19:54 Crazy Dating Stories

32:53 Arrested Development and Awkward Dates

33:51 A Scary Date in Provo Canyon

35:51 Men's Fears vs. Women's Realities

48:03 A Bizarre Date with a Toothbrush

50:09 From Mormonism to Evangelical Christianity

51:52 Artificially Inseminating Reindeer

56:01 A Traumatic Experience with Marines

01:02:48 Dream Dates and Final Thoughts

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Welcome to the first episode in our Messy Dating Series: Roasting, Ghosting & Mostly Coping.

Decoding Dating Apps: Red Flags, Green Flags, and Epic Fails

In this episode of Messy Genes, hosts Cindy and Carly tackle the chaotic world of online dating profiles. They dissect the art of creating an appealing dating profile by reviewing and hilariously roasting real-life examples. From selfie overloads and gym bros to earnest romancers and disturbing mommy issues, no cringe-worthy profile is safe. They also offer insightful tips for men on how to elevate their dating game through better photos and witty bios. Plus, they share some personal anecdotes and behind-the-scenes details from their own dating experiences. Follow them on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, and Substack, and don't forget to leave those much-appreciated reviews! @Messy_genes on Instagram and Tik Tok. https://substack.com/@messygenes

00:00 Introduction and Casual Banter

00:29 Welcome to Messy Jeans

01:02 Today's Topic: Dating Profiles

02:42 Weekly Updates and Personal Stories

09:53 Green Flags in Men

19:47 Red Flags in Men

30:06 Analyzing Dating Profiles

33:28 Cringe Dating Profiles: Kids and Nephews

34:25 Bitter Men and Their Profiles

35:29 Weird Photos and Selfies

36:45 Hilarious Profile Reviews

46:47 Voice Notes and Embarrassment

55:21 Tips for Better Dating Profiles

01:05:14 Final Thoughts and Farewell

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In this episode of Messy Genes hosts Carly and Cindy bring on a special guest, Carly's daughter, Cadence, to discuss their experiences leaving the church. The trio explores the complexities of faith transitions, parenting teens through such changes, and the impact on friendships and personal growth. They candidly talk about Cadence's journey of self-discovery, her evolving beliefs, the adjustments in parenting strategies post-church, and the newfound freedom that comes with leaving organized religion. Sprinkled with humor and heartfelt reflections, this episode provides an insightful look into the challenges and joys of living life authentically after a significant religious shift.

00:00 Introduction and Banter
00:31 Special Guest: Cadence
01:08 Cadence's Story: Leaving the Church
02:00 Social Media and Bernedoodles
03:58 Gym Routines and Sleep Struggles
06:11 Cadence's Nannying and Spa Jobs
09:39 Mormon Culture and Personal Reflections
30:21 The Sex Talk and Friendships
42:28 Questioning Religious Beliefs
43:06 Embracing Uncertainty
43:31 Toxic Relationships and Personal Growth
44:03 Navigating High School During COVID
45:03 Parenting Through Change
47:04 Open Communication and Trust
50:01 Teenage Rebellion and Acceptance
57:34 Privacy and Independence
01:05:27 Music and Personal Beliefs
01:11:48 Advice for Parents Leaving the Church
01:21:33 Concluding Thoughts and Farewells

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In this episode of the 'Messy Genes' podcast, hosts Carly and Cindy engage in lively banter and humorous anecdotes about their personal journeys and recent hectic schedules. They dive into a collection of outrageous and often shocking experiences shared by listeners regarding interactions with Mormon men. Topics range from inappropriate comments and behavior to the pressures and absurdities linked to religious expectations. The episode also touches on serious issues like sexual assault, with added light-hearted moments as the hosts lampoon the eccentricities and bizarre attitudes they've encountered. Trigger warnings are given for sensitive content.

00:00 Introduction and Setup

03:09 Welcome to Messy Genes

03:41 Weekly Struggles and Podcast Challenges

05:17 Cunty Positives and Negatives

09:07 Personal Stories and Experiences

12:22 Crazy Mormon Men

13:48 Crazy Things Mormon Men Have Said

13:57 Personal Stories of Audacity

19:03 Embarrassing and Outrageous Moments

23:07 Sexual Assault and Trigger Warnings

27:50 Masturbation and Mission Presidents

29:39 Hurtful Words from Family

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In this episode of Messy Genes, we throw the Mormon motherhood manual straight into the fire. Carly and Cindy unpack the myths, pressure, and pedestal that shaped our parenting scripts—and how we’re unlearning it all. From "motherhood as divine destiny" to the shame-soaked standards of being the perfect mom, we’re talking about what it's like to parent after leaving high-demand religion. Expect raw stories, dark humor, and zero eternal consequences. If you're navigating deconstruction, post-Mormon life, or just trying to raise kids without losing your mind—this one's for you.

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Cindy and Carly are talking the D-word. DIVORCE. We discuss a bit about our own divorces, what we thought about divorce pre faith crises, how Mormons view divorce, what it's like telling family and friends, how we navigated the challenges, what we're loving post divorce life and so much more. Please give us a follow over at @messy_genes on Instagram.And Substack. Don't forget to subscribe and review! And SHARE!