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Holy shit guys. I really hope I get to take a bullet for a duck soon 1. becasue it's difficult for someone in lockdown with complex PTSD to demonstrate profound feelings for a duck without being called a "pervert" or a "public nuissance" and 2. becasue I am probably ready to fall into a protracted coma so then i can say things like "I'm not an insomniac. I once slept for 8 years non stop". Alternative title: "I did it all for the BITS! The BITS. the BITS!"

jesus christ. hard to believe the global pandemic killing thousands has fallen below the fold. what i wouldn't give for a slow news week.

opps we did it again

Sam suggests that Lance Armstrong is pro cancers that aren't testicular cancer and I have not fact checked that but it doesn't seem to be accurate. 

Santiago Sierra is a piece of shit and this is the worst country in the world. 

Sam went to a party, Ainsley went to hell - mouse hell. 

zero chaff. avant 100%

the period between christmas and new years is not a good time to begin anything again. it should be a time devoted entirely to becoming one with your couch. this episode is mostly about Hilaria Baldwin. #yogaposeoftheday

There was a lot of stuff that Sam wanted edited out of this one. Lots of secrets and unmentionable acts. I hope I got them all... I am in a pretty fragile way so episodes have been hard to finish but the fans have been begging for it so here it is. Enjoy. 

Yeah it's my birthday. Birthday's make me blue. How are you guys doing?

Watch this video series because it's amazing and bdg is a genius. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrzMhRx_AuP3ZJ_sRFDnEgnH_lqb0JV8p