Metaphiles

Metaphiles

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Metaphiles episodes

  • 116: Jay Becomes Addicted to Drugs, Zac is Pregnant -- [Season Finales]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 11/16/25)


    Their massive business deal having fallen through, The Phellas attempt to soldier on through an episode amidst the dismantling of their studio and the potential loss of everything they hold dear.

    Now THAT'S how you write a synopsis of a season finale episode!Like, comment, subscribe, Ross and Rachel decide to go "on a break"?!, etc.Last plugs until...?Jay's novella - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EP - https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesHashtags who knows when we'll see 'em again?#seasonfinale #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast #entertainment #media #content #podcaster #podcasters #podcastlife #creators #trivia #podcastshow #newepisode

    1 hr 9 min
  • 115: Do You Smell What The Rock's Personal Chef is Cooking? -- [Chunks]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 9/29/25)


    It ain't hunks, it ain't chucks - it's Chunks and it's going to change everything for you for the better - so get to it, Chum.Like, comment, subscribe, beef stew, etc.Plunks:Jay - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac - https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesHashtunks:#comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast #entertainment #media #content #podcaster #podcasters #podcastlife #creators #trivia #podcastshow #newepisode

    1 hr 13 min
  • 114: Missouri: The Liar's State -- [Florida]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 9/15/25)


    Jay is from there, Zac has been there - It is the place in the world that has killed the MOST grandparents (probably, don't quote me on that) - The Phellas are talkin' FLOOR-DUH / FLAH-RI-DAH and it's...it's right here!Like, comment, subscribe, alligator, etc.Floriplugs:Jay - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac - https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesFloritags:#comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast #entertainment #media #content #podcaster #podcasters #podcastlife #creators #trivia #podcastshow #newepisode

    1 hr 17 min
  • 113: I Walked In On My Grampa, He Was Gooning To The Hoover Dam -- [Dams]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 7/29/25)


    Hey, maybe watch it and find out. JK, JK - The Phellas talk about dams and some other stuff, too. Oh...I guess that's all I've got after all. It's a good episode!Like, comment, subscribe, keep water in one spot, etc.Plug|||||s:Jay's thing - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's thing - https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesHashtag|||||s:#comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast #entertainment #media #content #podcaster #podcasters #podcastlife #creators #trivia #podcastshow #newepisode

    1 hr 23 min
  • 112: Foghat IS Cool -- [Cool]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 7/21/25)


    Oh, are you reading this? I just wrote it, didn't even really think about what it was gonna say or anything. If you're reading it that's fine, but if not it's whatever...Cool.Like, comment, subscribe, or don't, no biggie, etc.Check these plugs out, I guess:Jay's thing -https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's thinghttps://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesHashtags, maybe or something:#cool #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast


    1 hr 16 min
  • 111: Why Can't We Not Make Any Decisions? -- [Decisions]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 6/18/25)


    Oh, hi there! Did you miss me? The guy who writes the episode descriptions? I sure missed you. Anyway they talk about some bullshit in this one, I don't really know, I'm just so psyched to be back here, doing my thing, writing episode descriptions for you.Like, comment, subscribe, I put a joke here, etc. Man, feels great to be back, about to do the plugs and hashtags thing, like riding a bike!The plugs thing:Jay's Novella - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EP - https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesThe hashtags thing:#decisionmaking #decision #decisions#comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast


    1 hr 19 min
  • 110: I Lost the Jalapenos Attached to A Pork Chop Account This Week -- [Sour]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 3/17/25)


    This one is filthy. I'm sorry, I just don't go for that kind of humor. I know it's my job to write these descriptions and make the show sound appealing and stuff, but I just don't know what they thought they were doing with all the talk about ejaculating. Hopefully they don't actually read these or I'm probably gonna hear about it later.Like, comment, subscribe, lemons, etc.Plugs, that's all:Jay's Novella:https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EP:https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesHashtags, just that:#sour #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast

    1 hr 12 min
  • 109: For The Price of Just A Few Cups of Coffee, You Could Buy Us Coffee -- [Checks]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 2/24/25)


    The Phellas talk about Checks. What do you want from me? I'm supposed to be funny in these every week? I mean, it's THEIR job to be funny, not mine, ya know?Like, comment, subscribe, ripping noise, etc.Something plugs:Jay's Novella - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EP -https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesSomething hashtags:#check #banking #finance #finances #money #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast


    1 hr 14 min
  • 108: I'd Like To Keep Having A Good Time, If Possible, For Eternity -- [Toothpicks]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 2/5/25)


    The Phellas are having a good time this episode. There's really not much more to it than that, just strap in and know they're enjoying themselves. ToothpicksLike, comment, subscribe, birchwood, etc.The toothpickin' plugs:Jay's Novella - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EP - https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesThe picktoothin' hashtags:#toothpick #toothpicks #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast


    1 hr 19 min
  • 107: Here Lies This Topic -- [Tombstones]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 1/28/25)


    YES, they mention the pizzas too, don't worry!Like, comment, subscribe, RIP this episode description, etc.Beloved Plugs:Jay's Novellahttps://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EPhttps://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesCaring Hashtags:#tombstone #gravestone #headstone #graveyard #cemetary #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast




    1 hr 25 min

About Metaphiles

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Each week The Phellas (Zac Caffrey and Jason Ford) break down the WE, the WORLD, and the WHY of a topic - discussing how it relates to them, how it relates to the human race at large and why it exists at its very core. All that probably sounds pretty heady, huh? Well, don't worry about it - it's all about the yuks, folks.