Metaphorical Walrus Productions

The kids meet up after school to discuss the strange phenomena that they experienced the night before.  However, they learn of a new ordinance enacted by the mayor of the sleepy town of Enigma.

The kids experience a strange phenomena the night before the last day of school, and make plans to meet up after school.

Welcome to the sleepy town of Enigma, listeners! This is the first episode in our first Arc. It will take the kids into the woods of Enigma, chasing a cryptid that could be the cause of some mysterious disappearances.

The following sounds are used under Creative Commons

Greetings, listeners! Welcome to the sleepy town of Enigma, Oregon, where strange things happen daily and only the kids and the weird adults experience it.

In this Episode 0, you'll meet the cast consisting of Lukas McElroy, the Hick with a heart of gold, Theodore White, the truant rocker searching for his brother, Spencer Palmer, the cryptozoid fanatic shutterbug, and Lorraine "Rainey" Taylor, the tutu-wearing weirdo who can't help but getting into trouble.

Thank you to Kevin McLeod of www.incomptech.com for the intro and outro theme, Vanishing, used under the Attribution 3.0 license, part of the Creative Commons license.

Metaphorical Walrus Productions plays Skybound Games' "Red Flag: The Game of Terrible Dates"!  Meet prospective dates such as the guy who is a Profession Chef that owns a penthouse suite and has two other spouses, the girl who loves theatre that makes your friends jealous of you, but also has coleslaw hands, and the girl who compulsively licks doorknobs!

Listen to Sarah, Jake, Matthew, Brett, and Gin almost pee their pants laughing!

In which our posse meets the King of Cacophony and has a nice meal with him and the Prince Bergil.  Sikuaq has a strange drink, Deputy follows a person, and Lakoa gets a very temporary job.

"Water, Dripping, Slow, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org

"Dripping, Slow, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org

"Dripping-Water-Cave-Waves-.wav" by Maurice_J_K of freesound.org

"Clarinet Test 1" by shewbox of freesound.org

"Broken Trumpet.wav" by molefimanaka of freesound.org

"Fireworks, Crackle, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org

"Look Busy" Kevin MacLeod (incomptech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

In which our posse unwinds a bit before they go to a very important dinner.  Deputy and Josiah purchase new threads, and Lakoa, Sikuaq, and Slyther have a relaxing Spa Day.

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The following sound effects are used under Attributions License 3.0, all others are creative commons:

In which the posse deliberates over breakfast on what to do once the train pulls into Cacophony.  Deputy makes a friend, Big Paul gets slapped, and Sikuaq burns an image from her mind.

Sound effects used under Creative Commons, otherwise listed here under Attribution 3.0:

"Synthetic Steam Engine" by rudicangiotti of freesound.org

"Empty Train moving slowly" by avakas of freesound.org

"Freight train passing" by hazmattproductions of freesound.org

"Fire3" by pushtobreak of freesound.org

"treinREM" by hanstimm of freesound.org

"people on a party" by unfa of freesound.org

"Lucky the Horse" and "Living in my Memories" by Lobo Loco 

In which our posse works to foil a dastardly assassination attempt against the Princes of Cacophony and Noman's Land.  Josiah rings some bells, Lakoa finds some gems, and Sikuaq makes a holey mess.

The following sound effects and songs were used in this episode under the Attribution license:

"glass_kappa_02" by mugwood of freesound.org

"Breaking wood" by jorickhoofd of freesound.org

"Empty Train moving slowly" by avakas of freesound.org

"Bell6" by juskiddink of freesound.org

"Screaming 10" by vtownpunks of freesound.org

"Bell 010" by kyster of freesound.org

"Magical Pulse" by Davexole of Four Orbs

"Aggression" and "Ready to Fight" by David Fesliyan of fesliyanstudios.com

"Living in my Memories" by Lobo Loco

"Mystery Sax" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

In which our posse talks with a sommelier and uncovers an assassination attempt, then move to meet and warn the two princes.  Meanwhile, Sikuaq takes a drink, Deputy invents a food, and Josiah gets decked.

Sound effects and music used in this episode used under Attribution 3.0 and Creative Commons licenses:

"slow cargo train 2" by Robinhood76, "Steam train horn 02" by eliasheuninck, and "Music Box Melody" by DRFX of freesound.org

"Magical Pulse" by Davexole of Four Orbs

"Mystery Sax", "Hyperfun", and "Halls of the Undead" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) 

In which we join Sikuaq and her three gnome friends on her first ever adventure: helping the outpost of Fort Foothold against some dangerous creatures.  

The following sound clips were used in this production under Attribution 3.0 and Creative Commons CC0 1.0:

"Glass Smash, Bottle, C.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org

"SFX_ATTACK_SWORD_001" by JoelAudio of freesound.org

"Battle Strings" by Ageless of looperman.com

"Premium Beat 7 - I Still Need You - Strings" by MINOR2GO of looperman.com

"Fireflies and Stardust", "Pennsylvania Rose" by Kevin MacLeod at incompetech.com

"12 Mornings" by Jason Shaw

All other sound effects from Freesound.org.