Metaphysical Martini

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  • "Metaphysical Martini" 03/12/2025 - A Cornucopia of Cringe

    I must, I must express my disgust.

    Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour.

    Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation.

    Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what gets flushed down the loo in today's poorly educated, highly opinionated, dysfunctional little world.

    Our goal is to "Let the Spirit Inhabit the Human," but be warned - this show is politically incorrect because we do not wish to erode our intellect. If you are easily offended, this show is not for you. If, on the other hand, you are a sovereign soul with a sense of humor and capacity for objectivity, then welcome aboard!

    TODAY'S REAL LIFE COCKTAIL:
    Vintage Harmony-Tini

    Have you ever tried an original martini - wet not dry? It's quite lovely but keep it well chilled.

    One-part London Dry Gin Ani used Bombay London Dry
    One-part White Vermouth Ani used Dolin Dry
    Olives for dressing
    A splash of olive brine if you are dirty girl

    Pour liquids into shaker with cracked ice.
    Hard shake if you want the flavors integrated
    Stir well if you prefer a gentler blend - Ani prefers stir for all Martinis

    Pour into a chilled Martini glass
    Dress with olives

    Simple and elegant.

    Enjoy!

    ****************************************
    Metaphysical Martini is graciously produced by Cosmic Reality Radio, to whom we are most grateful: https://www.cosmicreality.com/

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    All donations are gratefully received.

    PayPal: https://paypal.me/AniAvedissian?locale.x=en_US

    If you do not wish to use PayPal, my mailing address is
    Ani Avedissian
    P O Box 714
    Wilsonville OR 97070 USA

    Thank you and may your generosity be returned one thousand fold.

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    1 hr
  • "Metaphysical Martini" 02/26/2025 - TRIGGER WARNING! Ani Discusses Religion

    OMG! I don't agree! Let's shave our heads and kill ourselves! Sigh.

    Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour.

    Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation.

    Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what gets flushed down the loo in today's poorly educated, highly opinionated, dysfunctional little world.

    Our goal is to "Let the Spirit Inhabit the Human," but be warned - this show is politically incorrect because we do not wish to erode our intellect. If you are easily offended, this show is not for you. If, on the other hand, you are a sovereign soul with a sense of humor and capacity for objectivity, then welcome aboard!

    TODAY'S REAL LIFE COCKTAIL:
    Island Vodka Sling

    3 ounces of vodka
    1 ounce brandy
    1 ounce fresh lemon juice
    1 ounce fresh orange juice
    3 drops bitters, angostura
    Club soda
    Orange slice for dressing

    Fill a shaker with cracked ice and add all the liquid ingredients except club soda.
    Give it a good, hard shake.
    Strain and pour 3/4 high into a highball filled with ice.
    Quick stir, top up with club soda.
    Dress with a fresh or candied orange slice - or whatever you darn well please. America is a free country!

    Enjoy!

    ****************************************
    Metaphysical Martini is graciously produced by Cosmic Reality Radio, to whom we are most grateful: https://www.cosmicreality.com/

    SUPPORT COSMIC ANI
    Hey Peeps!
    I make podcasts and videos on my own dime to promote social awareness, to encourage We the Peeps to share ideas and opinions. Without open, civil discussion, we cannot build a better world. Unless we are willing to entertain alternative points of view and have the guts to change our minds when presented with new information, we cannot enter the new golden age of reason. We need space to share, to declare and above all, we need to relearn the importance of discussion for the sake of evolution, not for the sake of winning an argument.

    All donations are gratefully received.

    PayPal: https://paypal.me/AniAvedissian?locale.x=en_US

    If you do not wish to use PayPal, my mailing address is
    Ani Avedissian
    P O Box 714
    Wilsonville OR 97070 USA

    Thank you and may your generosity be returned one thousand fold.

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    1 hr
  • "Metaphysical Martini" 02/12/2025 - World of Earthcraft

    The Game of Life and How to Advance It.

    Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour.

    Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation.

    Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what gets flushed down the loo in today's poorly educated, highly opinionated, dysfunctional little world.

    Our goal is to "Let the Spirit Inhabit the Human," but be warned - this show is politically incorrect because we do not wish to erode our intellect. If you are easily offended, this show is not for you. If, on the other hand, you are a sovereign soul with a sense of humor and capacity for objectivity, then welcome aboard!

    TODAY'S REAL LIFE COCKTAIL:
    Maldraxxus - A World of Warcraft Libation

    2 oz mescal
    1 oz orange juice
    1/2 oz absinthe
    dash of bitters
    sage

    Burn some sage and smother with an inverted lowball glass. While that gets smokey . . .
    Shake remaining ingredients over cracked ice, strain and serve in the smokey lowball.

    Hint: if you hate sage, skip that part but, should you ever travel to Maldraxxus, take some along to burn. It's a stinky place.

    Enjoy!

    ****************************************
    Metaphysical Martini is graciously produced by Cosmic Reality Radio, to whom we are most grateful: https://www.cosmicreality.com/

    SUPPORT COSMIC ANI
    Hey Peeps!
    I make podcasts and videos on my own dime to promote social awareness, to encourage We the Peeps to share ideas and opinions. Without open, civil discussion, we cannot build a better world. Unless we are willing to entertain alternative points of view and have the guts to change our minds when presented with new information, we cannot enter the new golden age of reason. We need space to share, to declare and above all, we need to relearn the importance of discussion for the sake of evolution, not for the sake of winning an argument.

    All donations are gratefully received.

    PayPal: https://paypal.me/AniAvedissian?locale.x=en_US

    If you do not wish to use PayPal, my mailing address is
    Ani Avedissian
    P O Box 714
    Wilsonville OR 97070 USA

    Thank you and may your generosity be returned one thousand fold.

    FOLLOW:
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    1 hr
  • "Metaphysical Martini" 01/29/2025 - Questions on Dark Magick

    It's the intention - not the incantation.

    Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour.

    Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation.

    Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what gets flushed down the loo in today's poorly educated, highly opinionated, dysfunctional little world.

    Our goal is to "Let the Spirit Inhabit the Human," but be warned - this show is politically incorrect because we do not wish to erode our intellect. If you are easily offended, this show is not for you. If, on the other hand, you are a sovereign soul with a sense of humor and capacity for objectivity, then welcome aboard!

    TODAY'S REAL LIFE COCKTAIL:
    The Ladies Cocktail

    1 1/2 ounces bourbon
    2 dashes Pernod
    3 dashes Anisette
    2 dashes Angostura Bitters

    Pour liquids into a shaker with cracked ice and stir - not shake
    Strain and pour into your favorite cocktail glass and dress with a slice of pineapple.

    It sounds like a weird combo but is typical of vintage Trader Vic's type cocktails and I quite liked it. Try using a candied pineapple for dressing - nice!

    Enjoy!

    ****************************************
    Metaphysical Martini is graciously produced by Cosmic Reality Radio, to whom we are most grateful: https://www.cosmicreality.com/

    SUPPORT COSMIC ANI
    Hey Peeps!
    I make podcasts and videos on my own dime to promote social awareness, to encourage We the Peeps to share ideas and opinions. Without open, civil discussion, we cannot build a better world. Unless we are willing to entertain alternative points of view and have the guts to change our minds when presented with new information, we cannot enter the new golden age of reason. We need space to share, to declare and above all, we need to relearn the importance of discussion for the sake of evolution, not for the sake of winning an argument.

    All donations are gratefully received.

    PayPal: https://paypal.me/AniAvedissian?locale.x=en_US

    If you do not wish to use PayPal, my mailing address is
    Ani Avedissian
    P O Box 714
    Wilsonville OR 97070 USA

    Thank you and may your generosity be returned one thousand fold.

    FOLLOW:
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    1 hr
  • "Metaphysical Martini" 01/15/2025 - Religion is Outdated – Humanism Lacks the Divine

    We can have God without religion. The Force is with us - always.

    Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour.

    Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation.

    Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what gets flushed down the loo in today's poorly educated, highly opinionated, dysfunctional little world.

    Our goal is to "Let the Spirit Inhabit the Human," but be warned - this show is politically incorrect because we do not wish to erode our intellect. If you are easily offended, this show is not for you. If, on the other hand, you are a sovereign soul with a sense of humor and capacity for objectivity, then welcome aboard!

    TODAY'S REAL LIFE COCKTAIL:
    Benedictine and Brandy Winter Warmer

    In a cordial glass, pour 1/2 ounce Benedictine
    Gently, float 1/2 ounce Cognac over the Benedictine

    No stir. No shake. No dressing. Sip slowly and warm your toes.

    Enjoy!

    ****************************************
    Metaphysical Martini is graciously produced by Cosmic Reality Radio, to whom we are most grateful: https://www.cosmicreality.com/

    SUPPORT COSMIC ANI
    Hey Peeps!
    I make podcasts and videos on my own dime to promote social awareness, to encourage We the Peeps to share ideas and opinions. Without open, civil discussion, we cannot build a better world. Unless we are willing to entertain alternative points of view and have the guts to change our minds when presented with new information, we cannot enter the new golden age of reason. We need space to share, to declare and above all, we need to relearn the importance of discussion for the sake of evolution, not for the sake of winning an argument.

    All donations are gratefully received.

    PayPal: https://paypal.me/AniAvedissian?locale.x=en_US

    If you do not wish to use PayPal, my mailing address is
    Ani Avedissian
    P O Box 714
    Wilsonville OR 97070 USA

    Thank you and may your generosity be returned one thousand fold.

    FOLLOW:
    Website: http://aniavedissian.com/
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    1 hr
  • "Metaphysical Martini" 01/01/2025 - America Will Thrive in 2025!

    Please be patient while the Republic reboots!

    Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour.

    Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation.

    Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what gets flushed down the loo in today's poorly educated, highly opinionated, dysfunctional little world.

    Our goal is to "Let the Spirit Inhabit the Human," but be warned - this show is politically incorrect because we do not wish to erode our intellect. If you are easily offended, this show is not for you. If, on the other hand, you are a sovereign soul with a sense of humor and capacity for objectivity, then welcome aboard!

    TODAY'S REAL LIFE COCKTAIL:
    Classic Champagne Cocktail

    1 sugar cube
    dash of bitters
    1 ounce brandy
    4-6 ounces good champagne
    Luxardo cherry and your choice of additional dressing

    Place the sugar cube in the bottom of a champagne flute
    Saturate it with the bitters
    add the brandy
    top up with champagne
    add cherry or preferred dressing
    sip slowly

    Enjoy!

    ****************************************
    Metaphysical Martini is graciously produced by Cosmic Reality Radio, to whom we are most grateful: https://www.cosmicreality.com/

    SUPPORT COSMIC ANI
    Hey Peeps!
    I make podcasts and videos on my own dime to promote social awareness, to encourage We the Peeps to share ideas and opinions. Without open, civil discussion, we cannot build a better world. Unless we are willing to entertain alternative points of view and have the guts to change our minds when presented with new information, we cannot enter the new golden age of reason. We need space to share, to declare and above all, we need to relearn the importance of discussion for the sake of evolution, not for the sake of winning an argument.

    All donations are gratefully received.

    PayPal: https://paypal.me/AniAvedissian?locale.x=en_US

    If you do not wish to use PayPal, my mailing address is
    Ani Avedissian
    P O Box 714
    Wilsonville OR 97070 USA

    Thank you and may your generosity be returned one thousand fold.

    FOLLOW:
    Website: http://aniavedissian.com/
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    1 hr 1 min
  • "Metaphysical Martini" 12/18/2024 - Ani's Yuletide Yahoo!

    2024 Goes out the Door! Let's thrive in 2025!

    Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour.

    Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation.

    Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what gets flushed down the loo in today's poorly educated, highly opinionated, dysfunctional little world.

    Our goal is to "Let the Spirit Inhabit the Human," but be warned - this show is politically incorrect because we do not wish to erode our intellect. If you are easily offended, this show is not for you. If, on the other hand, you are a sovereign soul with a sense of humor and capacity for objectivity, then welcome aboard!

    TODAY'S REAL LIFE COCKTAIL:
    Peppermint Martini

    This one is for two people or a double whammy for one.

    Before you start, wet and dip both martini glasses in crushed candy canes or another type of colorful sugar sprinkle.

    5 ounces vanilla vodka
    2 ounces white creme de menthe
    1/2 ounce peppermint schnapps

    Pour liquids into a cocktail shaker with cracked ice and hard shake for approx. 30 seconds.

    Pour into prepared martini glasses and dress with a candy cane.

    I promise you - it tastes so much better than it sounds.

    Enjoy!

    ****************************************
    Metaphysical Martini is graciously produced by Cosmic Reality Radio, to whom we are most grateful: https://www.cosmicreality.com/

    SUPPORT COSMIC ANI
    Hey Peeps!
    I make podcasts and videos on my own dime to promote social awareness, to encourage We the Peeps to share ideas and opinions. Without open, civil discussion, we cannot build a better world. Unless we are willing to entertain alternative points of view and have the guts to change our minds when presented with new information, we cannot enter the new golden age of reason. We need space to share, to declare and above all, we need to relearn the importance of discussion for the sake of evolution, not for the sake of winning an argument.

    All donations are gratefully received.

    PayPal: https://paypal.me/AniAvedissian?locale.x=en_US

    If you do not wish to use PayPal, my mailing address is
    Ani Avedissian
    P O Box 714
    Wilsonville OR 97070 USA

    Thank you and may your generosity be returned one thousand fold.

    FOLLOW:
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    1 hr 1 min
  • "Metaphysical Martini" 12/04/2024 - I drink sherry and I know things.

    Not all things - but some things.

    Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour.

    Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation.

    Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what gets flushed down the loo in today's poorly educated, highly opinionated, dysfunctional little world.

    Our goal is to "Let the Spirit Inhabit the Human," but be warned - this show is politically incorrect because we do not wish to erode our intellect. If you are easily offended, this show is not for you. If, on the other hand, you are a sovereign soul with a sense of humor and capacity for objectivity, then welcome aboard!

    TODAY'S REAL LIFE COCKTAIL:
    The Widow's Kiss

    1 ounce Calvados
    1/2 ounce yellow Chartreuse
    1/2 ounce Benedictine
    2 drops Angostura Bitters

    Put it all in a shaker with cracked ice and stir well - do not shake.
    Strain into your favorite chilled cocktail glass.
    No dressing required. Feel free to drink naked.

    Enjoy!

    ****************************************
    Metaphysical Martini is graciously produced by Cosmic Reality Radio, to whom we are most grateful: https://www.cosmicreality.com/

    SUPPORT COSMIC ANI
    Hey Peeps!
    I make podcasts and videos on my own dime to promote social awareness, to encourage We the Peeps to share ideas and opinions. Without open, civil discussion, we cannot build a better world. Unless we are willing to entertain alternative points of view and have the guts to change our minds when presented with new information, we cannot enter the new golden age of reason. We need space to share, to declare and above all, we need to relearn the importance of discussion for the sake of evolution, not for the sake of winning an argument.

    All donations are gratefully received.

    PayPal: https://paypal.me/AniAvedissian?locale.x=en_US

    If you do not wish to use PayPal, my mailing address is
    Ani Avedissian
    P O Box 714
    Wilsonville OR 97070 USA

    Thank you and may your generosity be returned one thousand fold.

    FOLLOW:
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    1 hr
  • "Metaphysical Martini" 11/20/2024 - Why is Common Sense Controversial?

    This is real - it's not a rehearsal.

    Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour.

    Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation.

    Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what gets flushed down the loo in today's poorly educated, highly opinionated, dysfunctional little world.

    Our goal is to "Let the Spirit Inhabit the Human," but be warned - this show is politically incorrect because we do not wish to erode our intellect. If you are easily offended, this show is not for you. If, on the other hand, you are a sovereign soul with a sense of humor and capacity for objectivity, then welcome aboard!

    TODAY'S REAL LIFE COCKTAIL:
    Luxury Cocktail

    3 ounces good brandy
    3 ounces chilled champagne
    2 dashes orange bitters

    In a 6 ounce champagne saucer...

    pour in the brandy
    add the orange bitters
    top up with the champagne

    Stir gently

    Ani's note: this works best when the champers is very well chilled :-)

    Enjoy!

    ****************************************
    Metaphysical Martini is graciously produced by Cosmic Reality Radio, to whom we are most grateful: https://www.cosmicreality.com/

    SUPPORT COSMIC ANI
    Hey Peeps!
    I make podcasts and videos on my own dime to promote social awareness, to encourage We the Peeps to share ideas and opinions. Without open, civil discussion, we cannot build a better world. Unless we are willing to entertain alternative points of view and have the guts to change our minds when presented with new information, we cannot enter the new golden age of reason. We need space to share, to declare and above all, we need to relearn the importance of discussion for the sake of evolution, not for the sake of winning an argument.

    All donations are gratefully received.

    PayPal: https://paypal.me/AniAvedissian?locale.x=en_US

    If you do not wish to use PayPal, my mailing address is
    Ani Avedissian
    P O Box 714
    Wilsonville OR 97070 USA

    Thank you and may your generosity be returned one thousand fold.

    FOLLOW:
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    1 hr
  • "Metaphysical Martini" 11/06/2024 - Ani Creates Perfect Election Libation – the Libertarian!

    Make America Love Cocktails Again!

    Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour.

    Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation.

    Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what gets flushed down the loo in today's poorly educated, highly opinionated, dysfunctional little world.

    Our goal is to "Let the Spirit Inhabit the Human," but be warned - this show is politically incorrect because we do not wish to erode our intellect. If you are easily offended, this show is not for you. If, on the other hand, you are a sovereign soul with a sense of humor and capacity for objectivity, then welcome aboard!

    TODAY'S REAL LIFE COCKTAIL:

    The Libertarian

    I ounce Dry Gin
    1 ounce Apple Brandy or good Applejack
    1/2 teaspoon Absinthe
    1/2 teaspoon Grenadine

    Pour into a shaker over cracked ice and stir, not shake.
    Strain into a three ounce cocktail glass

    No dressing needed but feel free to experiment.

    Enjoy!

    ****************************************
    Metaphysical Martini is graciously produced by Cosmic Reality Radio, to whom we are most grateful: https://www.cosmicreality.com/

    SUPPORT COSMIC ANI
    Hey Peeps!
    I make podcasts and videos on my own dime to promote social awareness, to encourage We the Peeps to share ideas and opinions. Without open, civil discussion, we cannot build a better world. Unless we are willing to entertain alternative points of view and have the guts to change our minds when presented with new information, we cannot enter the new golden age of reason. We need space to share, to declare and above all, we need to relearn the importance of discussion for the sake of evolution, not for the sake of winning an argument.

    All donations are gratefully received.

    PayPal: https://paypal.me/AniAvedissian?locale.x=en_US

    If you do not wish to use PayPal, my mailing address is
    Ani Avedissian
    P O Box 714
    Wilsonville OR 97070 USA

    Thank you and may your generosity be returned one thousand fold.

    FOLLOW:
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    1 hr

About Metaphysical Martini

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Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. Three parts spirit. One part rational mind. Add two drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour.