It’s that’s time of the year again! But this time, Charles and Laura are doing things differently. Join us on the Met steps as we desperately prove we are Not Like Other cultural commentators and their hot takes about rich people in expensive dresses. In a vain attempt to differentiate ourselves, we’ve refused to give our opinions on the clothes. Save from Cara Delevingne’s gilded chest, but does that really count?

We talk co-parasitic accelerated image creation, liberty, boobs’ shape and direction of boob spillage, making women uncomfortable, the emperors new clothes, snapback caps, Other Women in the form of Amanda Lepore. Do my gilded boobs look busty in this?

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