These mother f***ers are short on fuses, will the Dad Kracken be released? This week @averyfunny and @sandydanto discuss mom and dad meltdowns, life insurance, adult recreation and relaxation you can bring the baby along for, as well as comparing Avery and Sandy respective struggles/flourishes. This week’s episode is brought to you by no official sponsor, but spread the word about us and check back next week to see if this venture has been fruitful for us monetarily in addition to therapeutically.

Warning: the contents of this week’s episode is sullen and serious, but @sandydanto and @averyfunny keep it light. We are joined by Kacy Boccumini from Showtime’s The Real L Word to talk about her harrowing journey to try to become a lady dad. She offers an interesting and fresh perspective on the concept of having kids, as well as some cautionary tales.

The Mother F***ers are finally both Dads! Tune in to hear about @sandydanto’s adjustment to life with a baby and if it’s changed more than 25% and a retrospective of @Averyfunny parenting a newborn. Topics covered include being a single dad, getting back to work and working out, using the baby as an excuse, getting some help and traveling with the baby. Guests include Steve Rannazzisi, Mary Lynn Raskjub, Josh Wolf, Pat Barker and Greer Kirshenbaum. Today's episode is brought to you by our own blood, sweat and tears and our wive’s placentas because we haven’t found a corporate sponsor yet. Please sponsor us!

This week’s episode is a special one. EVERY. EPISODE. IS. SPECIAL.... but this one is extra special as we follow @sandydanto and his wife Sally having their baby in real time as @averyfunny reminisces about his & his wife’s labor experience. Avery goes on to tell his son’s birth story as Sandy rudely interrupts. This one is both a thigh slapper and a tear jerker. Thanks for listening and please take a second to rate and review us.

What’s a Doula, who’s a Doula, when’s a Doula? MFers, this is your chance to educate your self, before you wreck yourself. On this episode, Avery @averyfunny sets up an interview between Sandy @sandydanto and his wife Sally with doula and PhD in Neuro Science Greer Kirshenbaum to see if a doula’s services are essential, a luxury or a total sales job. Greer details what she does in her profession and offers anecdotes from her experience with Avery and his wife Merrie’s birth experience.

If you ask @averyfunny, the end is near, but in the 3rd trimester you are so close to the miracle of life, you can taste it... something else Avery didn’t indulge in after the 2nd Trimester. On this episode we hear about close calls from our own @sandydanto as well as @joshwolf; last second decisions from @steverannazzisi and nesting from @marylynraskjub and @lahnaturner. Finally, some PhD level clarity from @nutureneuroscience. Please rate and review on iTunes since we know you enjoy whatvyoure hearing and tune in next week for a big one!

It’s the second trimester, tell EVERYONE!!! We’re viable, baby! @sandydanto and @averyfunny go off on parenting tangents, think they’ll get cast on SNL and discuss second trimester trials and tribulations with @steverannazzisi and @joshwolf and @patbarker as well as person with actual real factual scientific information: @nurtureneuroscience.

The first trimester is the beginning of the journey so make sure your safety belt is secured and you have your barf bag handy because it will be turbulent. @Averyfunny and @SandyDanto speak to Lahna Turner, Mary Lynn Raskjub, Steve Rannazzisi and Josh Wolf about their first trimester trials and tribulations including morning sickness, doctors visits, as well as who to tell about your pregnancy and when’s an appropriate time to tell them. Also, food cravings 🤤 and Greer Kirschenbaum sets us straight on a few things...

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After weeks of trying and testing, Sandy and his wife Sally have a special announcement for you all!

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Pregnancy tests can be stressful and confusing (just say ‘baby’ or ‘freedom’). Both answers can be disappointing depending on what phase of life you’re in at the time. On this episode, @AveryFunny & @SandyDanto explore the intricacies of testing pee on a stick and hear anecdotes of comics who have lived to be able to tell whether or not it’s a positive or negative and whether or not you think that’s a positive or negative! Listen up MFers!!