It's nothing bad I promise!

Rated E because of my swears 🤣

Disclaimer; I was not well at all recording this but it was part of the Dramione Summer Vacation Collab Collection 2025, and I'm stubborn as an ox. Please excuse the deathbed rasp.

This fic was written by allofthelights11, whom I've had the pleasure of working with previously for Look At Me. The beautiful cover art was drawn by papercranesandapples who is an amazingly talented fanartist. Thank you to the both of them for being so patient with me.

Link to the original fic so you can leave allofthekudos and 11 kisses to lights.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67856431

I came across this fic randomly and it made me snort juice up my nose and ruined my keyboard, hope you enjoy! I'm still ill and will be for a long time so hope my performance isn't too jarring but I don't want to stop recording, it's literally all I'm able to do while I wait for surgery. Summary:

Sirius said to Harry in the fifth book that Voldemort doesn't march up people's houses and bang on their doors. Well that's because he doesn't have to. His faithful followers will do it for him. Complete insanity. Mild Draco/Hermione towards the end.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/16560536

Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

🤗 "And if you listen closely, you can hear the exact moment the podficcers heart breaks in half!" Thanks so much for listening and remember, I'm just the messenger 😘 go yell your appreciation at the author on AO3!

I'll see you for the next podfic! (which will be a HEA!)

TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542

Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.

Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.

Until the accident.

Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘

Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

It's a bit late because I was in A&E with suspected gallstones last week and then rotted on Mario Kart while recovering from a flare up.😅 One day we'll have normal updates and it won't all be doom and gloom, I swear.

TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542

Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.

Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.

Until the accident.

Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘

Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Biiiig thank you to @Lispodfics for voicing Jean Granger and not taking offence when I said she was the perfect middle class mum 😂

TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542

Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.

Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.

Until the accident.

Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘

Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Early upload because I'm busy this weekend! Apologies I recorded this the day after an adjustment so sharp F's and S's make a return.

Thanks so much to my bestie @NoxTalesPodfics for voicing the Welsh healer 🥰.

TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542

Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.

Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.

Until the accident.

Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘

Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this not a HEA!

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542

Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.

Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.

Until the accident.

Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘

Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Update: Earlier this year, my health started to decline and a lot of crap happened that factored into an emotional decision. I'm currently awaiting surgery, with a lot of time on my hands to reflect on that decision and how much this story still means to me. it's coming back, I don't want to give you an exact date just yet, so stay tuned.

Thank you all so much for your love and support listening to Lionheart.

Thanks again to the Arthur Archives ;) for voicing Arthur!

Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080

Put my all into making it feel like you're actually at the Quidditch Cup, hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080