I came across this fic randomly and it made me snort juice up my nose and ruined my keyboard, hope you enjoy! I'm still ill and will be for a long time so hope my performance isn't too jarring but I don't want to stop recording, it's literally all I'm able to do while I wait for surgery. Summary:

Sirius said to Harry in the fifth book that Voldemort doesn't march up people's houses and bang on their doors. Well that's because he doesn't have to. His faithful followers will do it for him. Complete insanity. Mild Draco/Hermione towards the end.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/16560536

Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

🤗 "And if you listen closely, you can hear the exact moment the podficcers heart breaks in half!" Thanks so much for listening and remember, I'm just the messenger 😘 go yell your appreciation at the author on AO3!

I'll see you for the next podfic! (which will be a HEA!)

TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542

Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.

Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.

Until the accident.

Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘

Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

It's a bit late because I was in A&E with suspected gallstones last week and then rotted on Mario Kart while recovering from a flare up.😅 One day we'll have normal updates and it won't all be doom and gloom, I swear.

TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542

Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.

Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.

Until the accident.

Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘

Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Biiiig thank you to @Lispodfics for voicing Jean Granger and not taking offence when I said she was the perfect middle class mum 😂

TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542

Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.

Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.

Until the accident.

Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘

Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Early upload because I'm busy this weekend! Apologies I recorded this the day after an adjustment so sharp F's and S's make a return.

Thanks so much to my bestie @NoxTalesPodfics for voicing the Welsh healer 🥰.

TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542

Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.

Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.

Until the accident.

Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘

Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this not a HEA!

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542

Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.

Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.

Until the accident.

Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘

Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Update: Due to a loss of love for the project caused by multiple factors, I'm afraid I'm ending it here. This was NOT an easy decision to make and I've spent the past week crying and grieving it like a breakup. Lionheart was my Manacled and I adored everything about it, but sometimes love is not enough. It can take one thing to ruin something. In my case too much happened.

I may return to it one day, but for now I'm throwing in the towel.

P.S. I will be uploading different projects on this account in the coming months, but will not be removing the chapters of Lionheart.

Thank you for your support x

Thanks again to the Arthur Archives ;) for voicing Arthur!

Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080

Put my all into making it feel like you're actually at the Quidditch Cup, hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080

So many cameos this episode, @thedramionearchives featured as Arthur Weasley, @mangotart voiced the Italian sister for me because my northern tongue went all Sean Bean, and @iggygiraffe was the cheeky vendor trying to fleece Draco. Apologies for the dryness to voice, hayfever season is once more upon us, and I at the very least ATTEMPTED an Irish accent for Seamus (I've been practicing) 😅

Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080

This took awhile to record because of a dentist appointment I dreaded (tends to paralyse me out of fear) and then Audacity closed itself, causing me to lose a lot of work. Hope it doesn't sound too rough, voice is deeper in the mornings 💀

Oh and the gnome scene was inspired by the PS1 mini game😂 I used to love yeeting those little shits

Thanks to @thedramionearchives for voicing Arthur! ♥ go check her out she's amazeballs.

Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080