Mid-Life Crisis Task Force

We're back from a brief, illness induced hiatus with a review of another bad movie, Lucio Fulchi's 1983 barbarian "epic", Conquest. Stars one of the scientists from MST3K's Werewolf (Wahrwulf) and features lots of smoke and walking. Oh, and giant Yorkshire terriers and boobs!

A free form discussion of movies we've been watching, a rant about some stuff we haven't, a brief talk about music.

We have a discussion about which bad movies are good beginners for someone who might be curious about what to watch.

Welcome back to Trash for the Masses! This time we take on 1987's "Tough Guys Don't Dance", starring Ryan O'Neal, Isabella Rossellini, Wings Hauser, and Lawrence Tierney. It was written and directed by Pulitzer Prize winning author Norman Mailer, who should have stuck to writing. Words cannot describe the incomprehensible plot and awkward dialog in this film! Also the source of the "OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN" meme.

There will not be a commentary track for this one. Most of it was long stretches of silence followed by, "what is going on here" comments. We were completely at a loss for words at how bad this film was!

Haven't had a chance to edit any of our recent recordings, so here's a classic episode from the first run of our podcast. It's from 2014 and we discuss then current events, celebrities in surprising roles, and review the Rudy Ray Moore magnum opus, The Human Tornado. This became the bad movie by which all other bad movies were judged!

We welcome back David Leninhawk for a discussion of Roman Polanski's classic neo-noir, Chinatown. Starring Jack Nicholson, Faye Dunaway, and John Huston, this story of murder and corruption and in 1930's Los Angeles won the Oscar for Best Screenplay.

What this synced with the movie at our YouTube channel!

https://youtu.be/AkwWwL1y6vo?si=Lrs1-TgKcUwMx-4o

Welcome to the conclusion of our The Hoff, Dudikoff, and the Paper Chase guy trilogy!

Today, we watch and discuss Three Kinds of Heat, a 1987 turd from Cannon Films. Features Robert Ginty (The Paper Chase Guy, also the best actor in the film, believe it or not), two Doctor Who alums (Sylvester McCoy, the 7th Doctor, and Mary Tamm, the first Romana), one of the worst actresses we've ever seen in a movie, and racism. Oh, the racism!

Nicholas Cage, Donald Pleasance, Lance Hendricksen. They're great actors, but they frequently appear in terrible movies.