Connor reads the details of Jontay Porter's lifetime ban from the NBA. Producer Josh has not read the story. We mock the stupidity in thinking a player could get away with such an obvious scheme.

We begin with an official injury status of Nebraska Women's Basketball player Allison Weidner, where Nebraska has struggled on the road this season, why Brice Williams seems to fade into the background at times, and how big a game Rutgers is later this week for the Huskers.

Connor goes DEEP into the record books for Ryan Kalkbrenner's career achievements. Then a preview of tonight's Creighton game against Providence.

The TV numbers are in for the College Football Playoff Semifinals, and they're NOT good. How will the sport change its television product to keep eyeballs? We debate.

Connor makes a "Sophie's Choice" of bad pizza choices. Then we discuss the possibility of Deion Sanders becoming the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys.

Producer Josh updates us on Wolf Blitzer's TV, Gen Z, and putting pineapple on pizza.

AB tells us how much Sam Darnold cost himself last night, how good the Rams are, his thoughts on the early lines in the Divisional round of the NFL playoffs, and which team is most vulnerable for an upset.

A bit more on the unique pain of being a Minnesota sports fan, how normal Jaylen Lloyd transferring to Oklahoma State was, and more.

Breaking down why the only thing we want to talk about after last night's NFL game is the Vikings and not the really cool story the Rams are putting together. Plus, Connor makes Minnesota sports fans feel sad by reciting their playoff history.

We do a deep dive on the history of performers who have pulled double duty on SNL, Connor explains why he picked the Vikings last night, and he asks what would be at the top of Coach Prime's Dallas Cowboys resume.