Connor makes a bold statement regarding Nebraska football this season. It may sound inflammatory, but if you think about it, it makes sense.

Connor previews the show ahead, including the RETURN of The Chunkies, today's guests, and an important message about the return of Backyard Baseball.

We debate the worthiness of cheese pizza, more fatherhood stories from Connor, declaring relationships to HR, being unruly on an airplane, eating at weddings and funerals, Austin's Panther fandom, SEC weirdos, the disaster coming to Florida, Nick's Bears preview, and more!

Connor updates the poll questions, and Producer Josh tells you what's on TV tonight

Connor plays a clip of every time Denny Matthews has reacted to a HR ball from the Royals this year.

Sam welcomes Connor back and the two discuss naming Dylan Raiola the starting QB, the lack of production from the Running Back position, and Matt Rhule's development strategy.

Connor delivers a few thank yous to certain members of society who helped him out throughout his paternity leave.

We force you to pick which coach's office you like more: Nick Saban's regal study OR Kalen DeBoer's modern office? Plus, Dylan Raiola makes a preseason watch list.

Matt Rhule was asked this weekend when he will name Dylan Raiola QB1, we play the clip. And Connor plays audio of Rhule discussing how the team is performing in camp and what it means for the season going forward.

Producer Josh updates us on the Abraham Lincoln assassination, a ravioli assault, and an attempted candy return results in us educating the criminal class