The Big Ten Media Preseason Poll is out. The Big Ten can't be bothered to do it, so they outsource it to Cleveland dot com. Connor finds many factual errors in their story and breaks down the results of the poll.

President B made news yesterday, so (of course) Nick Castellanos went yard. We detail the long history of Nick's well-times home runs.

We begin the week with a preview of Big Ten Media Days, reminisce about Arik Gilbert, envision a world where Bob Devaney had social media, Scott Frost's time at Big Ten Media Days, speculate on the new Big Ten commercial, and Connor offers an update on the man who lives in the NRG Parking Lot.

Connor updates the poll questions, and Producer Josh tells you what's on TV this weekend.

Per Steven M. Sipple's request, we dissect the 1994-1995 Detroit Pistons, debate whether or not you really do need a three here, and a discussion surrounding Power 4 schools breaking off and forming their own governing body.

We continue our look at Nebraska's 2024 schedule with a closer glimpse at Northern Iowa. Their play-by-play man tells us how the school deals with constant turnover, the grind of the Missouri Valley Conference, and what Nebraska fans should be afraid of most.

Sipple shares everything he knows about the 02-03 NY Knicks (which will surprise you), how the Husker defense will perform this year and whether or not the offense will help them more.

Go down memory lane with us and relive the 2007 Hawaii Warriors football team, and then the curious case of Lamar Jackson and Troy Aikman fighting over the legal claim to the number. And Steve Sipple calls in.

We take a look at the 2016 USA Men's Basketball team, and Connor takes a look at the quotes from the "CEO of Death Row" and how not being put in miserable positions will inevitably help the Blackshirts this year.

We relive the 1995 World Series Champion Atlanta Braves, and Producer Josh updates us on a lobster, a Florida Man, and settles the debate on what exactly Hello Kitty is.