Middle Aged Highs

"Just take a little off the top."
When you say that to your barber what do you expect? This episode the guys will dive into the struggle of finding a reliable (AFFORDABLE) barber, what "a little off the top" means, and why Dan has no clue any of that iw!After that, it's MLB playoff time! Dan's Cubs finally locked in a spot, but Russ and the Phillies are sweating it into the last day! How did we do on our midseason predictions? Who do we each (SHOCKINGLY) pick to win it all? Can Rico stay awake while we talk baseball?
Finally, this week the guys draft Marvel teams to go head-to-head! Alll this and more, tune in now!!

Balancing a full-time career, family life, and personal sanity usually feels less like juggling and more like holding a live hand grenade, doesn't it? In this episode, Dan, Russ, and Rico dive deep into the chaotic reality of mid-life burnout and trying to priroritize personal time over work.
Plus, stick around for the second half as the crew faces off in the FCKM Challenge! This week's topic is the legendary comedy classic The Hangover (Part 1)—and each episode this season they're joined by a different mystery guest host who brings a whole new dynamic to the game!!
So crack a can, grab a gummy, and lets all struggle together!

Welcome back to the world of Dungeons and Dragons, Middle Aged Miscreants!
Before we dive in, Dan and Russ finally name Rico's fantasy football team for the year, Rico announces the punishment for the FCKM League, and finally Dan shows off a new fancy laser engraved MTCG he found!
But THEN, we dive back into the fight pit, where Ganja Greg and TheBeerLeagueGoalie(creative, ain't he?) face off against Dungeon Master Rico and his pack of Dire Wolves!!! Both men take there share of wounds (some self inflicted), but can they survive and come out on top? Wait, is Philly holding a spectral hockey stick?! And Dan did WHAT to summon a shadow clone?! Find out how far off the rails we go this time, and enjoy the ride!

Welcome to a new season, Middle Aged Miscreants!! Your favorite crotchety Dads are back with a new season of fun! New intros, new segments, new guests, same assholes!
To kick things off this year, we welcome DrogonSaint onto the show to help us break down how we all did in the FCKM league Draft and what we did and didn't like from each roster!
Then, on the FCKM Challenge, there's yet another new twist on the season as we play Looney Tunes with Saint?! What's the new twist?! Gotta watch to find out! So crack a can, grab a gummy, and let us know what you think in the comments!!!

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?! WE ARE!!!!!
That's right, it's time to draft our fantasy football teams for the year! Join Dan Russ and Rico as they bring SAINT and RON on board for the draft party! The drinks will flow, the gummies and edibles are a plentys! What mistakes will Ron make this year? Can Rico defend his title? Which of the guys got the first pick....and the LAST PICK?! Is that Saint on camera? And WHY is Russ in a suit?!
Come join us as we draft our teams and have some fun! Feel free to comment anything you do or don't like! Judge us harshly!!!

Come along fellow traveler, and listen to Dungeon Master Rico spin a story of adventure, excitement and wild travels! That's right, it's the DND Episode!!We finally let Rico have his way, and he's prepared an epic adventure for the guys first EVER DND experience! Join Dan and Russ as they start their first every journey into the world of DND. Did Rico set the guys up to fail? Does Dan get to smoke the magic strain? Will Russ figure out what the fuck is going on? Grab a gummy, and tune in to find out!

It's that time of year again, Middle Aged Miscreants!
Back 2 School season is upon us, and so is the end of our season of the podcast!! Join the guys as they prepare for both! Dan's wife makes an unexpected cameo, Russ looks like a damn raccoon, and Rico runs the final FCKM challenge of the season: TMNT style!
All this, plus why Rico IS looking forward to back to school season...and why Dan and Russ decidely are NOT!! Grab a gummy and tune in now to find out why!!

Hope you're hungry Middle Aged Miscreants! WE SURE ARE!!!
That's right folks, Sheffy is back again! After joining us for the Bob's Burger challenge, the Chef is back again...FOR MORE BURGERS!!!
This week we'll break down what the guys are having for the final cookouts of the Summer, and the MEAT of the episode is, of course, the BURGER DRAFT! Watch the guys draft their own burgers(Complete with Bob's Burgers themed names) and see which of our "fat kids at heart" you would want to dine with!
So crack a can, dress your burgers, and salt your fries! It's time to GRILL WITH THE GUYS!!

Buckle up buttercup, the guys have a wild ride for you this week!
First off, we welcome back longtime friend of the show Sheffy to talk about his 3D printing business and show off all of his beautiful Pokemon art and creations! Rico is left awestruck, Dan is inspired to pull out his own classic Pokemon art to show off and Russ.....lord help him, he tries. And fails. But you have to see what he says/does to believe it!
All this AND Bob's Burgers on the FCKM Challenge?! Grab a gummy or crack a can, cheers with your boys and enjoy one HELL of a show!

It's WWE Summerslam time and the guys are even more fired up than usual!
Rico drops his latest conspiracy theory (truckers are working with Waffle House?!), the guys talk all the things they are and are NOT looking forward to about Summerslam (alot of not), and the biggest match of the year isn't between Seth/Cody/Roman/Punk... it's DAN VS RICO in the FINALE of the FCKM Challenge bet! Who will lose their team naming right and have to make a video about the other two?! And can Rico contain himself this time?! Tune in to find out!!!