Minus Doug, the three of us make a poor attempt at covering the Coronavirus pandemic by discussing why we feel creepy about car washes, what all the degenerate gamblers are doing, how much alcohol you really need to survive a pandemic, and if Pat's kids will ever forgive him for forcing them to memorize every player in the history of the Atlanta Braves. If there were rails on this episode, we were only on them for about 5 total minutes. Enjoy.