If you thought the Dewey Beach energy cooled off for Bingo Night, you’ve clearly never met a Raw Dog. In this episode of Dewey Raw, Todd and Meg are live from the bar, proving that a “quiet” Thursday involves family therapy, accidental influencing, and at least one person washing their hands for exactly 30 seconds.

In this “Need to Know” Edition:

* The Identity Crisis: Todd reveals his legal name is actually David, though Izzy insists he’s “more of a Todd”—mostly because her own father shares the name.

* Youngest Child Syndrome: Todd shares a traumatic childhood memory involving a box of Wheaties and parents who forgot which son liked which cereal.

* The “Raw Dog” Fandom: Meg’s brother officially coins the term for our listeners. If you’re reading this, congratulations: You’re a Raw Dog now.

* The Miracle of Life: We celebrate the off-season’s biggest project—Meg “birthing a baby”—and discuss the terrifying reality that 14-year-olds officially know everything.

* The 5th Food Group: Why Megs’s diet currently consists of Mexican, Italian, Sushi, and... Turkey?

Coming Up: We’re counting down to Memorial Day, gearing up for Derby Day, and potentially launching a live studio audience for Comedy Night.

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