Have you ever seen a vampire? If you haven't just stick around because Jack Crow is going to tell you all about them and possibly ask about your morning wood??? Anyway, Bobby and Mark are back in town to revisit a 1998 vampire film that is unlike anything of its time. Get ready for snippy one-liners, dirt naps and exploding master vampires as we venture into the dry, dusty realm of John Carpenter's Vampires!