(0:00) Kyum is running late. (4:19) We take a trip to Roosevelt Island and discuss the education system. (7:52) Baltimore's finest Jesse Townsend and Myles Toe join us. (10:35) Jesse Townsend tells us about the time his mom kicked him out on Thanksgiving for chasing his dreams. (14:05) We discuss the last time we watched sports. (17:22) Joe talks about his sick parents and Ryan talks about his supportive parents while we discuss the state of alt-comedy. (22:45) Jesse finishes us off with a story about performing in New Jersey and "the grossest strip club".