Episodes

Nic tells us about being bisexual, broken gay men, looking only at attractive people while being a mess and being cheated on. All guys have "pretty dicks," apparently. Today's ad-read is for Nic's comedy career. Joe reveals a wild story about his roommate dying from drug addiction and how it greatly inconvenienced him. 

The Pandemics Over! Nic Crespo will defeat anyone and shower when he's dead. What's beef? Will he survive a pilgrimage to the woods? Is Joe sober if he has one drink a day? Survive or Die. The birth of Couches Comedy Club. Much Much More.

"New guest and friend of the pod," Nikhil tells tales about his hometown in Ohio, alienating himself in school as a child, and getting his butt gobbled up in adulthood. Joe is hitting new lows with bowls of chilli meat, podcast and track team failures, and plans out how to finally get his butt eaten. Ryan finds out that women are the majority of our audience. Unbelievable!

Ryan and Joe continue to learn about hood tales from Leo. Leo has an existential crisis as he tries to sleep with a balloon. Ryan admits he's not man enough to eat ass, and joe slips further into a looming depression.

Very gay. Kidding. Leo talks about doing stand-up for Michael Che and his old days of crime. Joe and Ryan relate because they're thugs that never left the game of gang-banging and cool shit like that.

In this episode, Allison meets the podcast gang, Kyum dresses up for BlueLivesMatter, Ryan is annoyed at Kyum for quitting and Joe remains dope as fuck. Guess who's writing the bio this week?

(0:00) Joe talks about wearing sweatpants. (2:54) Derick and Niko from Gas Digital join us in the studio. (8:50) We discuss some new music from Tory Lanez. (13:39) Kyum's mom tells us some stories.

Adam Hmada joins us to discuss the issues facing the nation.

(0:00) Kyum is running late. (4:19) We take a trip to Roosevelt Island and discuss the education system. (7:52) Baltimore's finest Jesse Townsend and Myles Toe join us. (10:35) Jesse Townsend tells us about the time his mom kicked him out on Thanksgiving for chasing his dreams. (14:05) We discuss the last time we watched sports. (17:22) Joe talks about his sick parents and Ryan talks about his supportive parents while we discuss the state of alt-comedy. (22:45) Jesse finishes us off with a story about performing in New Jersey and "the grossest strip club".

(0:00) We have a timely discussion about 6ix9ine and Joe's childhood trauma. (9:29) Ronnie and Lawrence join us in the studio. (22:47) Kyum orders Popeyes.