A listener got unsolicited dick pics from an old friend—and we spiral into toxic coworkers, Carmen Electra thirst traps, and whether guys and girls can actually be friends. 👇

This week on Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama: First, Jess 34F writes in about her nightmare coworker who failed their licensing exam and now can't legally do the job she was hired for—but still tries to boss everyone around.

Then an anonymous listener shares her story about reconnecting with an old friend online... who immediately sent unsolicited dick pics and a video of himself jerking off. This launches Mike and Dylan into a deep dive on whether straight men and women can actually be platonic friends, why guys send unsolicited content, and the psychology behind male-female friendship dynamics.

Plus: Mike shows Dylan Carmen Electra's Facebook post asking for "a cowboy" and they roast the embarrassingly thirsty comments from men in their 40s-60s. The guys wrap up discussing a viral story about someone paying $10,000 to sleep with an OnlyFans creator and whether paid intimacy can ever feel real.

Guys: be honest—can you TRULY be just friends with an attractive woman? Drop your truth below 👇

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Ever heard of Drift Theory? It says you're not dreaming—you're switching universes every night. Mike and Dylan dive deep into this wild conspiracy theory. What do YOU think happens when you dream? 👇Mike and Dylan explore one of the wildest conspiracy theories on the internet: Drift Theory. According to this mind-bending concept, your dreams aren't dreams at all—they're a loading screen while your consciousness switches between parallel universes every single night. Are you truly the same person who went to sleep last night?

The conversation spirals from parallel universes to Disney's emotional manipulation tactics (why did Inside Out have to hurt us like that?), debates about whether imaginary friends are actually ghosts, and gets philosophical about consciousness, astral projection, and our place in an incomprehensibly vast universe.

Plus: Mike and Dylan get heated about the objectively correct jelly for PB&J sandwiches, announce the Labor Llama Turkey Day sale, and accidentally reveal their podcast ending strategy that tanks their metrics.

Drop a comment: Do you think drift theory could be real, or is it complete nonsense? Have you ever had a dream that felt too real? 👇

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Mike and Dylan start this episode at the ungodly hour of 9:30 AM (according to Mike), and things immediately go off the rails. What begins as an innocent Aurora Borealis hunting expedition to the depressing wasteland of Thomasville, NC quickly devolves into conversations about flat earthers, conspiracy theories, and the difference between real shadiness and complete bullshit.

They compare Thomasville to Bergin Town from Trolls (if you know, you know), discuss homeless people destroying storefronts, and somehow end up deep in conspiracy theory territory—from Pizzagate to adrenochrome to why Epstein is probably the real deal while other theories kinda sound like a complete fantasy.

This is Mike and Dylan at their most unfiltered: chaotic energy, no listener stories, just pure tangential conversation that somehow makes perfect sense when you're sleep-deprived and chasing lights in the sky.

TIMESTAMPS:

• 00:00:00 - Chaotic Cold Open
• 00:00:44 - The Aurora Hunting Adventure Begins
• 00:02:38 - Homeless Storefront Horror Stories
• 00:05:10 - The Flat Earth Debate Begins
• 00:09:00 - "Why Don't We Feel the Earth Spinning?"
• 00:12:30 - God's Plan & The Conspiracy Behind Round Earth
• 00:17:00 - The Projection Dome Theory
• 00:24:06 - Dragons Are Real & Other Shared Myths
• 00:25:00 - The Firmament: God's Ant Farm
• 00:30:49 - Do Aliens Exist? (Spoiler: They're Guilty Too)
• 00:32:30 - Returning to Flat Earth Arguments
• 00:33:04 - NASA Photos: CGI or Real?
• 00:38:28 - Social Media Handle Theft & X.com
• 00:40:00 - What's the End Goal of Lying About Earth's Shape?
• 00:45:31 - "Your Earth Is Flat Too" - The Picture Paradox
• 00:47:00 - Arguing With Your Wife: Master Tactics
• 00:51:29 - Back to Conspiracies: Flat Earth to Politics
• 00:52:08 - Pizzagate, Adrenochrome & QAnon Breakdown
• 00:53:29 - "We Need 16 Pizzas"
• 00:53:43 - Epstein Wasn't Real But Pizzagate Was!?!?
• 00:54:11 - "Stop Listening to This Fooking Podcast"

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Sometimes the best episodes are the ones where we just let the chaos happen. No structure, no plan, just Mike and Dylan shooting the sh!t about whatever comes to mind.

This week: Dylan reveals his Christian rock band past (yes, really), we debate whether AI is actually destroying society or helping broke podcasters, Mike shares his juggalo high school years, and somehow we end up deep in CKY prank territory discussing the eternal question - what's worse, pee or poop?

Plus: Dylan's home renovation disaster, the Scott Stapp tsunami death hoax, and Mike's theory about tickle fight super strength that will change how you think about survival scenarios.

No agenda. No script. Just vibes and tangents. This is MADHD at its purest.

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Ever try to help your kid with homework only to have them argue you're completely wrong? Mike shares a hilarious (and painfully relatable) story about helping his teenage daughter with 6th-grade math that perfectly captures the sass and attitude of parenting teens. But it goes deeper than just eye rolls—Dylan brings up a parenting podcast that changed his perspective on how constantly correcting teenagers actually pushes them further away.

The conversation takes a serious turn when the guys discuss firsthand experiences with racial disparities in the justice system, from courtroom observations to the stark differences in how crimes are prosecuted. They also dive into fitness goals, why dieting is easier said than done, and Middle Son's workout plans.

And because it's Mike and Dylan, the episode wraps with conspiracy theories—Epstein files, Stephen Hawking 4chan memes, and whether we'll ever get the real truth on anything.

Raw, unfiltered, and always real. This is why we HATE drama.

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• 00:00:00 - Intro & Parenting Podcast Ad Rant
• 00:01:00 - Parenting Teens: Let Them Make Mistakes
• 00:02:29 - Mike's Math Homework Nightmare
• 00:05:49 - The Teenage Sass Struggle
• 00:08:03 - Reddit Story: Wedding Drama Begins
• 00:15:42 - Courthouse Racism: The Reality
• 00:29:00 - Justice System: Race & Class
• 00:35:18 - Weight Loss & Fitness Goals
• 00:55:00 - Middle Southern's Workout Plans
• 00:58:00 - Deviled Eggs > Everything
• 01:04:30 - Life Updates & Random Thoughts
• 01:23:00 - Epstein Files & Conspiracy Theories
• 01:26:00 - Stephen Hawking 4chan Meme
• 01:27:54 - Outro

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Welcome back to Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama! Today we're tackling THREE wild submissions that'll make you question everything.

🚨 TOXIC MOTHER DILEMMA: A listener asks whether to cut off her toxic mom who abandoned her kids, is mean to her family, and dismissed her childhood sexual abuse with "that was forever ago." Mike and Dylan give their brutally honest take on when enough is enough.

💋 SEGGS PARTY VS THREESOME: A married woman wants to attend seggs parties, but her husband only wants a threesome. Mike breaks down why threesomes aren't all they're cracked up to be, and the guys debate fairness in open relationships.

🌍 TIME CUBE CONSPIRACY: We deep dive into the infamous Time Cube theory - one of the internet's most bizarre conspiracy theories about four simultaneous 24-hour days. It gets weird.PLUS: Mike's hornet attack story, birthday drama, and a tease about becoming a Flat Earther!

TIMESTAMPS:

• 00:00:00 - Intro & Mike's Life Updates
• 00:01:45 - Mike's Hornet Attack Story
• 00:04:35 - Story #1: "Should I Cut Off My Toxic Mom?"
• 00:16:58 - Story #2: "Seggs Party or No?"
• 00:29:10 - Time Cube Conspiracy Deep Dive
• 01:02:00 - Time Cube Analysis & Debate
• 01:05:03 - Flat Earth Bonus Episode Tease
• 01:06:22 - Outro

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On this episode we discuss the homeless man with TWO hunting knives injecting heroin in the alleyway where Dylan's wife and daughter walk regularly. This isn't just about us anymore - it's about keeping our families safe.

In this episode, Mike and Dylan discuss the escalating homeless crisis in Lexington North Carolina, the dangers of catch-and-release policies, and why small towns are becoming dumping grounds for larger cities' homeless populations. We've got the footage and we're sick of the growing problem.

TIMESTAMPS:

• 00:00:00 - Intro & New "Hired or Fired" Video Series Announcement
• 00:06:21 - Mike's Initial Reaction (Confident He Could Defend Himself)
• 00:15:43 - How Larger Cities Dump Homeless in Small Towns
• 00:22:15 - The Drug Problem: Heroin, Crack, and Addiction
• 00:34:41 - Unprovoked Attacks & Mental Instability Discussion
• 00:41:56 - How Government Programs Enable the Problem
• 00:47:38 - Work Ethic Rant & Entitlement Culture
• 01:00:00 - Family Work Ethic Discussion
• 01:12:03 - Closing Thoughts

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Mike just won Best Supporting Actor... except he was the LEAD in the film. In this wild episode, we break down the awkwardness of watching yourself act, the film festival award ceremony, and why Mike's double negative haunts him to this day.

Dylan and Mike dive into what makes comedy acting work (spoiler: it's all about reps and not overthinking), why locked-off shots don't win cinematography awards, and how a skeleton crew should probably just make a one-person movie next time.

Then things get spicy as we discuss how BOTH sides of the political spectrum have become equally unbearable, why you can't even post a picture with a rainbow without starting World War III in the comments, and the most hilariously dark government conspiracy theories.

Plus: why the party flip keeps happening, what triggers people these days, and our honest take on the cultural madness surrounding us.

Timestamps:

• 00:00:00 - Welcome Back & Podcast Vibes
• 00:00:54 - Mike Wins Best Supporting Actor (The Drama)
• 00:02:40 - Comedy Acting: It's Not That Hard
• 00:10:59 - One-Take Shots & Filmmaking Techniques (1917 Discussion)
• 00:14:45 - The Double Negative That Haunts Mike
• 00:21:52 - Film Festivals: Networking vs. Impressing Judges
• 00:36:48 - Breaking Bad Discussion & Character Analysis
• 00:47:46 - Game of Thrones Writers & Story Crafting
• 01:03:38 - Media Pushing Drama & Cultural Shift
• 01:04:12 - You Can't Even Like Rainbows Anymore
• 01:05:38 - Both Sides Are Stupid & The Party Flip

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What starts as a wild story about witchcraft and hexes takes a dark turn when Mike opens up about uncovering disturbing family secrets.

In this raw and unfiltered episode, Mike reads a listener submission whose stepsister literally cursed his ex-girlfriend—but that's just the beginning.

This episode gets REAL as Mike discusses painful childhood memories and realizes the truth about a predatory family member. From lighthearted banter about re-recording episodes and Mike's ADHD chaos, to serious conversations about trauma, healing, and breaking generational cycles—this one hits different.

TIMESTAMPS:

• 00:00:00 - Intro & Re-Recording the Episode Drama
• 00:03:12 - Meet Mike's Superhuman Autistic Son
• 00:07:10 - The Stepsister Who Practiced Witchcraft
• 00:12:45 - "She Actually Cursed My Ex-Girlfriend"
• 00:23:18 - When Magic Gets Too Real
• 00:31:50 - Dark Family Secrets Start Surfacing
• 00:42:15 - The Predatory Grandfather Nobody Talked About
• 00:54:30 - Mike's Breaking Point With His Family
• 01:02:20 - "I Can't Save Everyone" - Setting Boundaries
• 01:07:45 - Message to Listeners: You're Not Alone

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Happy Halloween from Mike and Dylan! 🎃 We're diving deep into what we thought was Rotten Tomatoes' Top 100 Horror Movies list (it ended up being Avalon Free Public Library's top 100 list made by Sean Farrell) and we hold nothing back. From the Saw franchise's confusing plot to M. Night Shyamalan's obsession with twist endings, we're sharing our honest (and probably controversial) takes on horror classics.

Expect hot takes on: why Jigsaw's motivation makes no sense, which horror franchises went off the rails, pretentious foreign thrillers that critics love, and the age-old debate - is Die Hard actually a Christmas movie?

Whether you're a horror superfan or just looking for Halloween watch recommendations, this nearly 2-hour Halloween Episode has plenty of laughs, arguments, and movie commentary. Warning: We're definitely going to trash some movies you love, so bring your opinions to the comments!

Follow along with the list at the link below.

https://afpljournal.com/2025/10/16/the-100-best-horror-movies-of-all-time/

CHAPTERS:

• 00:00:00 Welcome & Halloween Special Introduction
• 00:00:17 Rotten Tomatoes (Actually AFPL) Top 100 Horror Movies of ALL Time
• 00:01:16 Mike & Dylan's Horror Movie Experiences
• 00:01:35 Why The Saw Franchise Makes No Sense
• 00:08:31 M. Night Shyamalan's Twist Ending Problem
• 00:32:21 Top 10 Horror Movies (#10: Suspiria)
• 00:38:12 #15-19 Discussion (Weapons, Donnie Darko)
• 00:41:50 #16: Donnie Darko Hot Takes
• 00:44:02 #17: Hellraiser
• 00:50:58 #18: The Silence of the Lambs
• 00:54:03 #20: Nope (2024)
• 00:57:28 #25: Candyman Discussion
• 01:05:44 #50-59 Range (Misery, Saw, Death of a Unicorn)
• 01:25:24 #50: Misery Discussion
• 01:26:45 #51: Saw
• 01:28:33 #55: Death of a Unicorn
• 01:32:01 #59: The Autopsy of Jane Doe
• 01:48:31 Starting from #100
• 01:53:53 Film Festival & Indie Horror Stories
• 01:54:34 Die Hard: Christmas Movie or Action Movie?
• 01:55:09 Carl Winslow Cinematic Universe Theory
• 01:56:14 Wrap Up & How to Submit Your Lists

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