This episode:

- Charissa Thompson making up coach quotes doesn't concern me.

- Sports media does the same stuff Jim Harbaugh is accused of.

- Dumb kids on TikTok like Osama Bin Laden.

- Skynet becomes a mental counselor.

- Other stuff.

This episode:

- A 21 year-old finds out work isn't family.

- Jimbo Fisher's big payday proves colleges are bad with money.

- Wisconsin town council tries - and fails - to tame Christmas.

- Swedish university does away with pesky free speech.

- And other stuff.

This episode:

- Jimbo Fisher gets a lot of money for being mediocre.

- Megan Rapinoe isn't very grateful.

- The Marvels is a bomb for the once-mighty MCU.

- I break down the end of the actors strike.

- And other stuff.

This episode:

- Barbra Streisand is the Ultimate Karen.

- Tom Morello is part of the machine.

- Ohio is so high right now, man.

- Taylor Swift and manifesto coverage show what's wrong with journalism.

- And other stuff.

This episode:

- Same idiot sues Mariah Carey.

- Bill Maher is a psychic on Western Civilization.

- Door Dash's unique "tipping" policy.

- Jeff Bezos leaves Blue State for Red State

- Other stuff.

This episode:

- R.I.P. former Indiana coach Bob Knight

- Disney struggles with CGI dwarfs and Marvel

- New Jersey governor is a tax-funded Swiftie

- The continues harassment of Jewish college students

- And Other Stuff

This episode:

- Halloween economics - both good and bad.

- New Jersey governor rightfully calls out school for canceling Halloween.

- You hate people if your costume has a scar or big red nose.

- An ode to the 1978 classic Halloween.

- And Other Stuff

This episode:

- Gronk gets NFL/Taylor Swift right.

- A comedian gives Taylor Swift $25,000.

- Even meth houses in California are expensive.

- Woman who uses a mirror identifies as a vampire.

- Other stuff.

BONUS: The late great Norm MacDonald's turtle in a shoebox joke.

This episode:

- There's a hair in your chalupa.

- The defense in the Delphi murders quits

- Hitler on a scoreboard proof the world's getting crazier.

- Actors think Halloween costumes make you a scab.

- And other things.

This episode:

- USC star Caleb Williams wants to own an NFL team.

- Britney Spears bombshell hints at her mental state.

- News media and politicians falsely blame Israel for a hospital bombing.

- R.L. Stine makes George Orwell a little scarier.

- Other stuff.